Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Giant Bird of the Day: Gigantic Rooster Statue with Trump Hair Appears in China


chinese artist unveils giant trump rooster for chinese new year at shopping mall

While the president-elect is tweeting over her, a giant rooster with his haircut is cock-a-doodle-doo-ing in China.

Perhaps inspired that real-life bird that looks like the former reality TV gameshow host who won the presidency last month, an artist China has unveiled a huge (read: yuge) rooster statue in Taiyuan, Shanxi, China. The bird resides just outside a shopping mall for all to see.


via Mashable

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Pheasant Elect <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Trump2016?src=hash">#Trump2016</a> <a href="https://t.co/337iuJC2Zf">http://ift.tt/2hOzTcY; <a href="https://t.co/mcVUvAnN8W">http://pic.twitter.com/mcVUvAnN8W</a></p>&mdash; Kim (@JBaileysMom) <a href="https://twitter.com/JBaileysMom/status/798260246678368256">November 14, 2016</a></blockquote>
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The statue celebrates both the upcoming Year of the Rooster and four years of the Trump that we’re all kind of stuck. According to Mashable, “The statue was commissioned by the mall's owners and miniature versions of it are reportedly being sold inside and on the Chinese ecommerce site Taobao.”

One things for sure: That rooster’s got cool hair.

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Tagged: art , donald trump , funny

Guy Tweets the Story of His Hilarious First Sexual Experience


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System Update Required: Gamers Vent Their Frustration After Trying to Play Their New Consoles


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Remember those Christmas mornings where, with baited breath, you tore into the packages under the tree, hoping that inside one of those shiny gifts lie that gaming console you'd been waiting all year for. The console you'd pestered your parents every time you went to the store, that you'd read about obsessively in every gaming magazine you could get your hands on.

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Dude Pretends to Have Girlfriend to Make Another Girl Jealous and It Backfires Terribly


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The truth will set you free, Dave.

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"Gym Wildlife" Perfectly Mocks Everyone at the Gym


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Watch This Truck Driver Destroy Phone Thief With Amazing Kung Fu Kick


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Tagged: FAIL , kung fu , Video , win , thief

28 Times the Sims Was Messed up and Twisted in the Best Kind of Way


Thanks of the Day: Donald Trump Gives Himself His Own “Thanks Obama,” So Twitter Thanks Donald


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This Pic of Six Girls Sitting on the Couch Has the Internet Helplessly Confused Right Now


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Up first, the unedited picture:



Via: someecards

Count 'em up: six girls, five sets of legs. Uhhh, what? Very confused right now.



Here's the explanation of the photograph from someecards:

The second girl’s legs are actually pointing toward the left, one leg is behind Girl #1, and the other leg is on top of Girl #1. This still doesn’t show where Girl #2’s second leg is, but it’s a start. Notice that ankle showing between the shoe and jeans on the yellow leg? Even if that is one of the missing legs, whatever is happening with Girl #2’s body is very strange.

Still feeling kind of unclear...here's a third pic:



I'm thinking the most plausible explanation at this point is that yes, girl #3 has no legs on her person. That's gotta be it. 

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Tagged: wtf , girls , picture , confused

Clown of the Day: Twitter Is Laughing at Pennywise’s New Look in the “It” Remake


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Watch This Quarterback Fumble After His Running Back Projectile Vomits All Over the Field


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Girl Watching Star Wars, Live-Tweets Plausible Theory Regarding How Avoidable Darth Vader Was


People Are Going Out of Their Way to Drop Hints


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This meme uses making a mess to send a message.

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Future World Leader of the Day: Kid Uses Sleeping His Mom’s Thumbprint to Buy Stuff on Amazon


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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to buy all the stuff on your Amazon Wish List that you didn’t get for the holidays. Security? Thumb-Print Verification. Tools? Your sleeping mother’s thumb.

via Erepublik

Sorry, Ethan Hunt. This mission belongs to 6-year-old Ashlynd Howell.

In a piece about how online shopping is killing Christmas shopping from The Wall Street Journal, the paper breezed over a tidbit about future world-leader Ashlynd Howell, writing:

"While Bethany Howell napped on the couch last week, her daughter Ashlynd, 6 years old, used her mother’s thumb to unlock her phone and open the Amazon app. “$250 later, she has shopped for all her Christmas presents on Amazon,” said Ms. Howell, of Little Rock, Ark."

Surprisingly, The Wall Street Journal buried the lead on a story that was probably written in 1997 because online shopping is killing the holidays and not this:

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Anyway, Ashlynd made the most of her shopping spree, purchasing 13 Pokémon or Pokémon-related items. She was, reportedly, “really proud of herself.”

H/T Huffington Post

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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

People Are Going All In On the Sass For Kanye West's New Extremely Cringeworthy Do


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No One Had a Better Christmas Than This Dude Who Got a Massive Bag of Weed and Lost His Mind in the Process


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Watching Richard Hammond Defend His Claim That Straight Men Don't Eat Ice Cream Just Made Me Throw Up in My Mouth a Little


Richard Hammond's under fire right now for saying that he doesn't eat ice cream....because he's straight. Dude what in the actual hell are you on about with this?

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Dude Gets Trolled by Thirsty Bot and Handles Situation in the Best Way Possible


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Chick Has Hilarious Meltdown Post-Wisdom Teeth Surgery, and Cries Her Eyes Out for the Funniest Reason Ever


No, your fish aren't drowning sweetheart.

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Watch Two Idiots Making Fun of Conor McGregor on the Streets of Dublin Live Out Their Worst Nightmare


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Watch These Little Girls Be Brought to Tears When They Find out Their Teddy Bears Have Recordings of Their Late Grandfather's Voice


I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING.

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British People Are Losing Their Minds After Discovering a Change Made to Their Sacred Cadbury Roses


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One does not change the iconic packaging of a confectionary giant from a twist tie to a packet without seriously triggering some Brits. Oh boy, here we go.

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Brother Obliterates Sister's Christmas Dreams with Genius, Coldhearted Prank


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Families Everywhere Broke out Monopoly for the Holidays and These Tweets Capture the Profound Frustration Experienced by All of Us When Playing


Guy Who Has Been Asleep for 343 Days Gets Recap of 2016


What fresh hell is this?!

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The Lucky People Who Got the Crazy Adorable Hatchimals For the Holidays Are Showing Them Off, and We're Painfully Jealous


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Dogs Go on an Epic Adventure With the Help of a Shopping Cart


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That'll Be Fine


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