Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Future World Leader of the Day: Kid Uses Sleeping His Mom’s Thumbprint to Buy Stuff on Amazon
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to buy all the stuff on your Amazon Wish List that you didn’t get for the holidays. Security? Thumb-Print Verification. Tools? Your sleeping mother’s thumb.
Sorry, Ethan Hunt. This mission belongs to 6-year-old Ashlynd Howell.
In a piece about how online shopping is killing Christmas shopping from The Wall Street Journal, the paper breezed over a tidbit about future world-leader Ashlynd Howell, writing:
"While Bethany Howell napped on the couch last week, her daughter Ashlynd, 6 years old, used her mother’s thumb to unlock her phone and open the Amazon app. “$250 later, she has shopped for all her Christmas presents on Amazon,” said Ms. Howell, of Little Rock, Ark."
Surprisingly, The Wall Street Journal buried the lead on a story that was probably written in 1997 because online shopping is killing the holidays and not this:
Anyway, Ashlynd made the most of her shopping spree, purchasing 13 Pokémon or Pokémon-related items. She was, reportedly, “really proud of herself.”
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Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Watching Richard Hammond Defend His Claim That Straight Men Don't Eat Ice Cream Just Made Me Throw Up in My Mouth a Little
🤗 hello & here's the full richard hammond 'ice creams are gay' piece and yeah, it's awful http://pic.twitter.com/JhDisRsc1Q
— Ollie Cole (@ProducerOllie) December 26, 2016
Richard Hammond's under fire right now for saying that he doesn't eat ice cream....because he's straight. Dude what in the actual hell are you on about with this?
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Chick Has Hilarious Meltdown Post-Wisdom Teeth Surgery, and Cries Her Eyes Out for the Funniest Reason Ever
Watch Two Idiots Making Fun of Conor McGregor on the Streets of Dublin Live Out Their Worst Nightmare
Two lads mocking Conor McGregor on the streets of Dublin last night and this happens........ http://pic.twitter.com/GMyXBcjajG
— scampi claus (@lmScampi) December 24, 2016
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Watch These Little Girls Be Brought to Tears When They Find out Their Teddy Bears Have Recordings of Their Late Grandfather's Voice
so my grandpa passed away tragically about a year ago and my aunt got my sisters a teddy bear that has a recording of my grandpas voice😢❤️ http://pic.twitter.com/zdjUaghISr
— yenn (@y_jennifer2974) December 25, 2016
I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING.
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British People Are Losing Their Minds After Discovering a Change Made to Their Sacred Cadbury Roses
One does not change the iconic packaging of a confectionary giant from a twist tie to a packet without seriously triggering some Brits. Oh boy, here we go.
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Guy Who Has Been Asleep for 343 Days Gets Recap of 2016
Determined Little Kid Engages In High Speed Sled Chase
Monday, December 26, 2016
Watching All These First Time VR Users Open Their Gifts and Set Foot Into a New Reality Is the Gift That Keeps on Giving
The kind of gift that 2016 needed.
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Christmas Service Mistakenly Prints Words to Tupac's 'Hail Mary' Instead of Carol
Uh, completely okay with this. Hail Mary was Tupac's final single released after his death at the age of 25 years old. See the printing mishap for yourself below:
Submitted by: (via independent.co.uk)
Guy Is Suing Del Taco and Claiming One of Their Meal's Knocked Him Into a Coma
Maybe Chipotle fell through and this was the dude's next best bet? Who knows. But the details, however scarce, center on a 57-year-old customer who alleges that after eating a meal from Del Taco he fell violently ill, and threw up so much that it caused his esophagus to bleed after already being rushed to the ER and placed in the ICU.
I don't know man. From there he apparently fell into a coma for a few days, and racked up over $160k in medial bills. He's suing for at least half a million in damages, and Del Taco has since said that it'll violently fight the allegations.
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