Monday, November 21, 2016
Sunday, November 20, 2016
People Share the Stupidest Things They've Ever Said to a Police Officer, and Just, Wow
Sweet golden silence should've been the answer for these fools.
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Alec Baldwin Revives His Role as Donald Trump After Recent Attack on Saturday Night Life
Alec Baldwin decided to step up and reprise his role as Donald Trump on SNL, after Trump once again targeted the show for 'not being funny at all.' Here's a brief exchange we saw between the two on Twitter as well:
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Salty Starbucks Barista Threatens to Spit in #TrumpCups, and Outraged People on Twitter Band Together to Get Her Fired
This is a prime example of why you've always gotta be careful with what you put on the internet. Granted, tweeting about spitting in someone's beverage is a pretty damn surefire way of taking the shortcut to the unemployment bench.
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People of the Internet Have Great Suggestions of What Obama Could Hide in the White House to Mess With Trump
Our guess is that at least half of these replies are actually coming from Joe Biden.
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Legendary Idiot Live-Tweets His Trip to the ER After Getting a Dildo Stuck in His Ass
Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.
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Saturday, November 19, 2016
The Internet Asks: Why Are These Disgusting Candies So Popular
There's no accounting for taste, but some popular candies just make you question the rest of the world's sanity.
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How Legit is Your Thanksgiving Feast to the Original Foods?
Tech War of the Day: Apple Sees Samsung's Explosions, Raises Them a Burning iPhone
In the ongoing war between Apple and Samsung, the battle has turned not towards more practical and useful products and services, but rather which company can impart the most damage on its users.
As has been reported, and even mocked by the president and Grand Theft Auto, Samsung has been the champion of flamable phones for the past few months. Samsung has been an innovator in how to leave their users with burns thanks to the explosive Galaxy Note 7 smartphone.
That was until the Silicon Valley stalwart Apple has had their say.
After falling asleep watching a movie on her iPhone 7, a pregnant Australian woman awoke to several “superficial” burns on her arm, leaving “an imprint of the phone and charger etched into her skin,” according to Metro.
While she’s probably relieved that the phone didn’t blowup, Melanie Tan Pelaez did claim to also “experience sudden pain, pins and needles, numbness and shortness of breath.” Genius Bar can’t fix that.
The burns, Pelaez was told, wouldn’t be covered under the warranty, as Apple “allegedly denied that the phone was to blame ‘as it didn’t have a distinct smell’ and told her the phone usually shuts down if overheating occurs.” The phone has since been sent to California for testing.
Hey, if it doesn’t smell like an Apple burn, it’s not an Apple burn. Now, let’s see Samsung build an explosion with a signature smell. Google Pixel, you smell what we're cooking?
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Friday, November 18, 2016
In a Strange Twist of Fate, It Finally Snows in Santa Clara, California, Except It's Foam
Either way, how fun does it look to slip and slide and whoop around in that fresh foam! What a mess!
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Operation #TrumpCup Has Taken Starbucks By Storm, and Twitter is Here to Fuel the Fire
What a time to be alive. The movement gathered serious momentum after an incident at a Starbucks in Florida on Thursday, in which the angry, openly racist patron lashed out at the employees with heated, and very inappropriate remarks.
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