Our guess is that at least half of these replies are actually coming from Joe Biden.
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Sunday, November 20, 2016
Legendary Idiot Live-Tweets His Trip to the ER After Getting a Dildo Stuck in His Ass
Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.
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Saturday, November 19, 2016
The Internet Asks: Why Are These Disgusting Candies So Popular
There's no accounting for taste, but some popular candies just make you question the rest of the world's sanity.
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How Legit is Your Thanksgiving Feast to the Original Foods?
Tech War of the Day: Apple Sees Samsung's Explosions, Raises Them a Burning iPhone
In the ongoing war between Apple and Samsung, the battle has turned not towards more practical and useful products and services, but rather which company can impart the most damage on its users.
As has been reported, and even mocked by the president and Grand Theft Auto, Samsung has been the champion of flamable phones for the past few months. Samsung has been an innovator in how to leave their users with burns thanks to the explosive Galaxy Note 7 smartphone.
That was until the Silicon Valley stalwart Apple has had their say.
After falling asleep watching a movie on her iPhone 7, a pregnant Australian woman awoke to several “superficial” burns on her arm, leaving “an imprint of the phone and charger etched into her skin,” according to Metro.
While she’s probably relieved that the phone didn’t blowup, Melanie Tan Pelaez did claim to also “experience sudden pain, pins and needles, numbness and shortness of breath.” Genius Bar can’t fix that.
The burns, Pelaez was told, wouldn’t be covered under the warranty, as Apple “allegedly denied that the phone was to blame ‘as it didn’t have a distinct smell’ and told her the phone usually shuts down if overheating occurs.” The phone has since been sent to California for testing.
Hey, if it doesn’t smell like an Apple burn, it’s not an Apple burn. Now, let’s see Samsung build an explosion with a signature smell. Google Pixel, you smell what we're cooking?
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Friday, November 18, 2016
In a Strange Twist of Fate, It Finally Snows in Santa Clara, California, Except It's Foam
Either way, how fun does it look to slip and slide and whoop around in that fresh foam! What a mess!
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Operation #TrumpCup Has Taken Starbucks By Storm, and Twitter is Here to Fuel the Fire
What a time to be alive. The movement gathered serious momentum after an incident at a Starbucks in Florida on Thursday, in which the angry, openly racist patron lashed out at the employees with heated, and very inappropriate remarks.
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For Scientists, These Webcomics Are Painfully Accurate
Fantastic Beasts Arrives and It's Just That
Today the Harry Potter universe returns to theaters, much to the joy of the series' faithful fans.
Fans are loving this movie so far, so here's the reactions that are floating around, most of them are about the amazing human that is Eddie Redmayne.
Warning: Possible spoilers.
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Customer Sent Into a Full Panic After Shop Owner Sends Him What Appears to be a 'Naughty Pic'
First, the original picture, which you'll be quick to gather shows all the makings of a 'naughty pic'...
But then, like, gosh, you guys all have such dirty minds!
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10 Times The Low Cost Cosplay Dude Blurred the Lines Between Brilliance and Strange Ugliness
Either way, props to this fearless dude for keeping up with these very economically efficient getups!
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Video of the Day: Conan in Virtual Reality Is So Much Better Than Actual Reality
Real life hasn’t been that much fun lately, right? With your job, Thanksgiving, and Tax Day (I mean, that thing's always around the corner), wouldn’t be nice to just get away for a while? Check out into a different reality.
Well, science is currently working on that, and our old friend Conan O’Brien got to try it out for himself. Over at the YouTube’s VR Lab in New York City, Conan took virtual reality for a test drive, performing his normal routine of yelling at employees, co-workers, robots, and gym coaches in the new digital world, on Conan last night.
This video should have you very excited for the future, where you can harass robots and eat corn on the cob sandwiches. Watch the video and you’ll get it.
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Twitter Presents: "Movie Plots in 5 Words"
Today twitter took on the task of describing movie plots using only five words and the results are hilarious.
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This Cinnamon Roll Looks Just Like E.T. So It Got a Photoshop Battle That Is out of This World
This anguished cinnamon roll is probably ready to be eaten already, but the internet is not quite done with it.
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