Friday, September 23, 2016

Some People Chose Their Own Patronuses and They Are Much Better Than the Real Ones


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Maybe you aren't happy with what you got when you took your Patronus quiz. That's okay! You can just choose your own, like these people did.

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The Creepy Factor of Spending an Entire Flight Sat Next to a Creepy Doll is Palpable While a Woman Live-Tweets It


Finally Obama Gets Some Unnecessary Presidential Censorship For Us to Enjoy


This Mother Got a Bit of a Country Surprise When Her Son's School Called Her


The Fan Theories of Stranger Things' Steve Being Parks & Rec's Jean-Ralphio's Dad Gets Its Moment to Shine


If you don't know the whole fan theory, here is Ben Schwartz to (kinda) explain it:


Ice Cream Vendor With No Chill Trolls the Sh*t Out Of This Poor Dad


The guy's just trying to get an ice cream cone man!

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Finally, the First Pumpkin Spice Pizza of Fall


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It's officially fall, stop fighting the pumpkin spice...


Or just be chill about it

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The Amount of Encouragement This 3-Year-Old Gives to Her Dad Doing Her Hair is Exactly What We All Should Tell Ourselves in the Morning Too


This Tire Shop in Lancashire's Social Media Marketing is Straight Up Accidentally Hilarious



Who said buying likes/comments/shares was a waste of marketing? Just toss up a video showing your fans the cold hard cash and you're social media strategy is set!

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Next Time Someone Needs Cheering Up, Try Texting Something More Emojional


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Tagged: list , cheer up , puns , emojis , texting , win , dating

In Probably the Least Rewarding Dare, You Can Watch a Guy Eat a Flaming Cactus For Zero Logical Reasons


Somehow this guy made Busch beer the most appetizing thing at the table. Even when he drank it from an old shoe, like Old Gregg.


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When Drama is a Wrong Text, Take it to a Supernatural Place


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After a wrong number texted this person with a dramatic accusation, they took it as a chance to be supernaturally funny and string them along.

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Thursday, September 22, 2016

This Land Mine Internet Mystery Is One Of The Greatest Trolls We've Ever Seen


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Dating back to December 31, 2015 Redditor KnightofSunlight posted a mysterious photo to r/WhatsThisThing---the forum that asks the internet help for identifying unknown objects. Fast forward a bit and the thread determined that the photo this dude uploaded was actually a land mine, and that he'd been inactive for a long time; and that's when the sh*t really hit the fan.

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Tagged: trolling , mystery , Reddit

Breaking Grandma's Ankles in a Driveway Pickup Game is Probably How You Cross Yourself Out of Her Will

Your Mean Tweets to Celebrities Are Getting More and More Creative


Good work Internet.

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Watching These Professionals Eat a Frankenstein Carolina Reaper is All You Need to See To Know You never Need to Eat One Yourself


<blockquote>A year ago, Danish pepper-eating legend Chili Klaus joined Hot Ones host Sean Evans to take on the Carolina Reaper, the world's spiciest chili pepper.
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Now, the Scovilles-fueled bromance continues on a horse-a day-carriage ride in Central Park, which takes a bizarre and painful turn when the pair decide to crack open a mystery package from their fiendish friend "Smokin' Ed" Currie of PuckerButt Pepper Company in Fort Mill, SC.</blockquote>

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Hillary Clinton Finally Gets the Tough Questions on 'Between Two Ferns' with Zack Galifianakis


Britney Spears is Just Like Every Mother of Two Boys, She Gets Scared AF


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It's All Pun and Games Until Both Birds Go Hungry


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Tagged: birds , headline , puns , love , bbc , dating

Canadian Couple Added a Special Guest to Their Wedding to To Keep Things Crisp


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This Prince Edward Island couple thought the 8-foot P.E.I. Potato Board mascot, Tate the Tater, would be a great surprise guest at their reception.

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Prince Harry Gave These Kids What They Wanted, a Royal Dab


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This Brutal Shutdown of an Ex Looking For a Favor is The Kind of Satisfaction We All Hope For One Day


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Tagged: FAIL , mobile , text , texting , dating

At Least You Won't Have to Worry About Anything Coming Out of This Vent


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Ruthless Dad with a Grade A 'Murican Mullet Shows up to Tailgate Just to Ice All His Son's Friends


Look at that long luscious mullet tho. His son's friends were probably just too distracted by that beast to have any shot at bracing for a little bit of good 'ol fashion 'icing.'

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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Whatever Your Worst Kiss Was, It's Got Nothing on This Awkward Contest on "Love At First Kiss"


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Tagged: twitter , list , KISS , cringe , Awkward , TV , Video , dating

Watch a Magician Try to Make Sexism Disappear With One Weird Trick


Trying to#FreeTheNipple is getting weirder.

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This Guy's Thoughtful Hotel Room Request For His Girlfriend is a Jurassic Win in Customer Serivce


Live Your Best Lazy Life in This Tempura Onesie Because Duh


Zip yourself into this for just <a href="http://ift.tt/2dcm61b" target="blank">$83</a>.
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Tagged: fashion , onesie , lazy , tempura , food , Video

When You Tell Your Kid They Can Eat Half Their Grapes


funny parenting fail kid takes eating half their fruit literally

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