Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Truck Driver Meets Wife After Dialing Bathroom Number "For a Good Shag"


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Donna Roberts and Mark Ellis are happily married with two kids, aged eight and nine, after the two met when Mark texted a phone number he read on the wall of a bathroom stall while he was taking a dump at his local pub.

The note, which read "If you want a good shag call Donna on ***", was written by one of Donna Roberts' ex's.

Mark said that he opened with a "Hi. What are you up to?" because he was curious if she was actually a real human being. 

The two have yet to tell their kids how they officially met. "I usually say that he texted me by mistake," Donna added.


Sill a better love story than Twilight. 

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This Slow Motion Building Crash Shows That LEGO Fuel Can't Melt Plastic Beams


There is No Misunderstanding This Robot's Straight Forward Response to Wanting to Destroy Humans


Get on board with these human-like robot overlords, or we will all die. Cool, cool, cool.

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Sometimes Your Phone Background is So You, You Accidentally Vacation There Too


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His phone background is the picturesque Moutains of Langkofel and Plattkofel in the Dolomites, Italy.

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Monday, August 15, 2016

Elon Musk Thinks We're Living in a Simulation and Thankfully Someone Explained What The F**k That Means


Now Elon Musk has got us all feeling like David After the Dentist,

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Usain Bolt's Ridiculously Photogenic Smile Has Officially Been Memed


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Usain Bolt flashed a big smile as he won another gold medal. Luckily for the internet, someone snapped a photo at that exact moment. Now we have all the memes and reactions from this iconic photo that you can handle.

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There's a Reason For Renovations Everyone Can Understand


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Angry Baboon Launches Its Poop and Hits a Little Girl Directly in the Chin


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If You've Ever Had Car Payment Problems, John Oliver is Here to Explain Why Auto Lending is Promblematic


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This Ozzie's Old Olympic Commentary is So Spot On Let's Give Australia a Gold Medal For It


We can just give him one of the ones that got stripped from those Olympic games by cheaters, right?

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Back to School Means Being Prepared to Roast Your New Classmates


  • Backpack ✔
  • Lunch money ✔
  • Class Supplies ✔
  • Mom giving you a ride to school ✔
  • Ready to make friends and roast kids on the playground ✔

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This Jazzy Cover of "I Will Survive" Will Put Some Pep Back in Your Step


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Half-Off If You're Wearing Your Wearing You're Fedora


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Next Time Someone Says You Throw Like a Girl, Show them This Awesome Trick Shot Reel and Thank Them For the Compliment


Ermahgerd, It's Captain Emeriku!


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So a Cowboy Walks His Horse Into a Taco Bell...

Some People Say Sassy Trump is Best Trump


Sunday, August 14, 2016

Please Consider This Frightening Tale of Pooptastrophe Before Getting a Roomba With Pets


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Jesse Newton woke up to find his home covered in dog poop so he decided to share the hilarious details on Facebook. He even included a helpful diagram.

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Skip the Lines at Amusement Parks and Just Install a Giant Homemade 360° Swing in Your Backyard Like This Guy


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Umm Honey, How Many Quarters Do You Have?

Pumpkin Spice Kitty Litter Makes Purrfect Sense


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When You've Got Hustle This Rhythmic You're Sure to Impress More Than a Few Commuters


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Tagged: busking , drummer , Video , win , children

Is It Even Really Locked Down?

At Least They Spelled the Hashtag Right


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The Best 'Just Won an Olympic Gold and Broke the World Record' Dance Ever

That's One Combo Meal That Will Weigh You Down For a Long Time


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