Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Finally, Fast Talking Auctioneers Get the Sick Beats They Deserve
Have you ever heard one of those extremely fast talking auctioneers and thought that they needed some rap beats to back them up? Well you're not the only one. These auctioneers are about to sell the hottest track of 2016 to the highest bidder.
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Hugh Jackman Asked His Fans to Caption a Picture of Him Training for Old Man Logan Role, and the Responses Are Amazing
What do you think the caption needs to be here?
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An Angry Peacock Turned a Family Trip to the Petting Zoo into a Photoshop Battle for the Ages
This traumatized little girl went toe-to-toe with a pissed off peacock and the Internet had a hay day.
"Our trip to the petting zoo did not go as planned" -- Reddit user bwaxse posted
The little girl was pictured running for her life as an exotic peacock angrily chased her from behind. If you thought the Canadian goose was an asshole, just wait until you experience the unforgiving wrath of a colorful, pissed off peacock.
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Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Twitter Shared All the Hilarious Reasons They Want Kids, and Society May Never Change
Do as I say, not as I do kids.
People went on Twitter to sarcastically share all of the reasons they wanted kids. The theme centered around all those incredibly annoying household things your parents forced you to do. You know, all of those inconsequential childhood chores that made ZERO sense at all.
Just remember not to question anything, or you're grounded.
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Samantha Bee Compares Trump's Campaign to the Brexit Vote in the UK, and It Doesn't Look Good
Samantha Bee explains the similarities between what happened in the UK during the Brexit campaign and what's going on with Donald Trump's presidential campaign. Don't worry too much, America not being England may yet again be it's saving grace. Just don't forget to vote.
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Woman Sues Microsoft over Unwanted Windows 10 Upgrade, and She Just Won $10,000
What a time to be alive...via The Seattle Times:
A few days after Microsoft released Windows 10 to the public last year, Teri Goldstein’s computer started trying to download and install the new operating system.
The update, which she says she didn’t authorize, failed. Instead, the computer she uses to run her Sausalito, Calif., travel-agency business slowed to a crawl. It would crash, she says, and be unusable for days at a time.
“I had never heard of Windows 10,” Goldstein said. “Nobody ever asked me if I wanted to update.”
When outreach to Microsoft’s customer support didn’t fix the issue, Goldstein took the software giant to court, seeking compensation for lost wages and the cost of a new computer.
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Cold Blooded Kid Could Not Be Any More Chill About Picking up a Huge Snake
Princess Adriana is filled with pure joy when she stumbles upon a giant snake during a family hike. She doesn't flinch, cringe or even scream. This kid is an absolute boss.
"Bye, Snake!"
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Monday, June 27, 2016
A Girl Created a Frightful Facebook Album to Bring Awareness to Post-Brexit Racism
Last week's Brexit vote has given rise to a resurgence of racism in the UK.
The incidents range from harassment to assault. Most of which, done by people who probably have zero idea what UK leaving the EU actually means.
European migrants across the UK seem to be the major target in these reported incidents.
"I have a zero-tolerance approach to hate crime in London. We don't just tolerate our differences, we celebrate them" --- London Mayor Sadiq Khan
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Photoshop Master James Fridman Continues to Deliver Outstanding Edits to Twitter Requests
If you're on Twitter and you're not following @fjamie013 by now, we can't be friends.
James Fridman continues to get requests for Photoshop help and with each request comes an even better Fridman Photoshop. The more vague the request the more incredible the 'shop.
Check out some of his most recent masterpieces.
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This Kid Survived the Most Embarrassing Trip to the Mall After Getting His Finger Stuck in a Bench
Here ya go Twitter world. http://pic.twitter.com/5jumeBQMm7
— The Jack Doole (@JackDoole) June 23, 2016
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Dad Attaches Daughter's Loose Tooth to Some Granola and Lets a Wild Squirrel Do the Rest
Now you can add wild squirrel to the list ingenious Dad methods of tooth extraction.
Montreal dad, David Freiheit, used some floss, granola, and a wild squirrel to extract his daughter's tooth in a park. By wrapping some floss around a piece of granola and tightly securing the loose tooth on the other end, the two patiently waited it out until a hungry squirrel sprang the trap.
"For the first time, in the history of human kind, we pulled a tooth using a live squirrel!" -- David
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!
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