Friday, June 24, 2016

Lindsay Lohan Was the Real MVP When It Came to Live Reporting the Brexit Vote


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Lindsay Lohan really wanted the UK and the EU to stay together you guys. Unfortunately, it seems like she deleted her amazing journalistic endeavor so you'll have to be satisfied with the scraps that we dug up from the internet. Watching the former starlet, who is still kinda clueless about the geography of the UK, become a "voice of reason" to some people is still pretty hilarious.

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Teens Diploma Withheld By High School After His Surprise Graduation Proposal


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Jack Graham and Rachael Green are high school sweethearts at Meadowdale HS in Washington. The two have been dating since they were 15.

“We already knew we were going to be with each other for the rest of our lives,” Jack said.

Meadowdale HS allows students to choose who they sit next to for graduation, so, of course, Jack and Rachael chose to sit next to each other. That's when Jack went off-script. Jack pretended to fall after receiving his diploma, Racheal came to help him up and BOOM!

“It was a perfect proposal,” Jack said. “Everyone was watching me.”

The roaring applause from the proposal drowned out the names that followed and that's why the school decided to withhold the diploma.

Jack has since apologized and finally got his diploma.

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Four Guys Try to Rob a Store at Night, Are Thwarted by the Locked Door


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Crazy Cavs Fan Gives New Meaning to 'Cleveland Steamer' as He Chows on Horse Sh*t off the Street During Championship Parade


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New Mexico Parents Force Teen to Live In Tent As Punishment


Jacob and Angela Boggus have run out of ideas on ways to punish their 16-year-old son for stealing from them, so they have forced him to live in a purple tent in their backyard.

"We're not doing anything wrong here," Angela Boggus said. "We're simply trying to teach our child a lesson."

"Anybody who wants to talk some sense into him is more than welcome," Jacob Boggus said. "We're not trying to hide from this."

Each day the kid is given a jug of water and has permission to leave the tent when he has to use the bathroom. However, the parents aren't complete savages and also let the 16-year-old inside each night to sleep at 9 pm. But as soon as he wakes up, it's back to the purple tent.

Members of the small town community have voiced their opinions on the unorthodox disciplinary approach and the local sheriff has even been called out to the home three times. What Jacob and Angela are doing is not illegal, says Valencia County Chief Deputy Gary Hall. "It's not like he's been banished out to the mesa a hundred miles away from civilization."

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Australian Man Pleads Guilty to Facebook Harassment, Faces 3 Years in Prison


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It's all troll and games until somebody makes a "rape" joke.

Back in August, Olivia Melville was the subject of a online abuse after a screenshot of her Tinder profile was uploaded to a stranger's Facebook page. A mutual friend alerted Olivia and soon her friends came to her defense. That's when things got heated.

The post began picking up traction across Facebook, until one person (Zane) began dropping rape threats and other violence towards Olivia.

Now, Zane faces 3 years in prison.

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Farmers Lose Bale of Hay in Spectacular Fashion and Then Just Watch It Roll Away


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All Our Lives Would Be Better If Ben Affleck Loved Us Like He Loves Tom Brady in This Ruthless Deflategate Rant


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Shady Repairman Gets Caught Trying to Overcharge a TV Show Host


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18-Year-Old Kayla Dixon Sentenced to 40 Years in Prison for Killing Man over a Playstation 4


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A Georgia judge sentenced Kayla Dixon to 40 years in prison after she pled guilty to shooting a man over his Playstation 4. WSB-TV in Atlanta reports that Dixon gave her confession to the crime as part of a plea deal.

The horrific incident occured when Dixon and her boyfriend attempted to steal the Playstation 4 after 28-year-old Daniel Zeitz posted a listing for the console on Craigslist. Zeitz resisted, and Dixon shot him.

“I would trade anything, almost anything, to bring Daniel back. But I know I can’t,” she said in a statement to press. “I know he had plans. I wish I could tell him I’m so, so sorry that this happened, but I can’t.”

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Dad Fulfills His Babysitting Obligation, Takes Daughter's Doll to Work with Him


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We All Have That One Friend...


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Technically, They Did What You Asked...


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Thursday, June 23, 2016

This Army Specialist Had the BEST Response After Being Denied Leave to a Baby Shower


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His commanding officer told him "Men don't go to baby showers," so he put on his Ron Swanson pants and compiled a list of the manliest things he could possibly think of.

If that doesn't work, he might be sh*t out of luck. 

 
OP: "Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason.

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Inspiring Video Honors Pulse Victims and Aims to Heal Orlando Through the Power of Dance


The video spotlights people and recognizable places from around Orlando, and urges folks from Orlando to dance/donate to OneOrlandoFund. 

"For our city, for unity, for pride and for our fallen friends who were lost while doing what they loved," Keep Dancing Orlando wrote on their Facebook page. 

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Kid Experiences the Unforgiving Power of the Garden Hose


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Robot Orchestra Is Almost Too Awesome to Be Real Life


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This Boyfriend's Hilarious Motivational Fitness Videos Are the Definition of Tough Love


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His girlfriend asked for some help with her diet and now she's got an entire YouTube channel (CotDammitElizabeth) dedicated to shaming her bad habits.

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When Mom Gets Snapchat Just to Make Your Life Miserable


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Adorable... But Where'd That Money Come From?


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A MONSTER Python Snuck Into This Australian House and We're Talkin' Serious Nightmare Fuel


Have you ever had a nightmare where you woke up in the middle of the night and a giant snake was trying to eat you? Well, Trina Hibberd from Queensland, Australia, lived it.

"We've got a visitor, and it's f*cking huge," said Trina before locking the slithery beast in the guest room at 4.30am.

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Watch the World's Largest Nerf Gun in Action


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You Da Best, Grandma!


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Because Translating Stuff Is Hard


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How Do I Feel About This Outfit? Shrug.


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