His commanding officer told him "Men don't go to baby showers," so he put on his Ron Swanson pants and compiled a list of the manliest things he could possibly think of.
If that doesn't work, he might be sh*t out of luck.
OP: "Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason.
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The video spotlights people and recognizable places from around Orlando, and urges folks from Orlando to dance/donate to OneOrlandoFund.
"For our city, for unity, for pride and for our fallen friends who were lost while doing what they loved," Keep Dancing Orlando wrote on their Facebook page.
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His girlfriend asked for some help with her diet and now she's got an entire YouTube channel (CotDammitElizabeth) dedicated to shaming her bad habits.
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Have you ever had a nightmare where you woke up in the middle of the night and a giant snake was trying to eat you? Well, Trina Hibberd from Queensland, Australia, lived it.
"We've got a visitor, and it's f*cking huge," said Trina before locking the slithery beast in the guest room at 4.30am.
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According to AL.com, a girl named Darby tried to prank her friends by wearing the head of a Barney costume.
The joke didn't go quite as planned when the costume head slipped down below her shoulders leaving her both trapped, and forced to walk around with T-rex arms.
Eventually, when her family and friends couldn't help her, they piled in a mini-van and headed down to the fire department where this hilarious scene took place:
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No matter how patriotic you are, or how much you hate Wal-Mart, DON'T try this. Three guys set off a fireworks display inside an Arizona Wal-Mart. Now the police are looking for them. Fortunately, in this case no one was hurt by this display of pyrotechnics.
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"I'm a big wrestling fan and, to be honest, I just couldn't resist! Only six people in attendance knew I was doing this (including my mom and sister-in-law who helped make the robe). My wife was clueless until Brandon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpum...(camerman/groomsman) showed her the video. She approved :) Enjoy! WOOOOOOOO!!! #DoitWithFlair #WonderfulWootens"
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Bentley Yoder was born with the odds stacked against him-- born with a brain outside his skull. Bentley's parents, Sierra and Dustin were told by doctors that discovered Bentley's rare condition called cranium bifidum, that Bentley was simply 'incompatible with life.'
Bentley's parents refused to quit on him though, and decided to go through with the pregnancy, 'just to see him before saying goodbye.' To everyone's surprise Bentley came kicking and screaming into this world on time, on October 31, 2015. He went on to develop normally, save for the critical parts of his brain on top his head, and left nearly all doctors at a mere loss for words over how this could be so.
Fast forward four months, and Bentley's parents were actively seeking out the nation's foremost leading authorities on the brain surgery front, with hopes to find a team capable of performing the surgery necessary to relocate parts of Bentley's brain back inside his skull.
They found Dr. John Meara at Boston Children's Hospital, who planned and practiced the pending procedure using 3D-printed models. On May 24th the surgery commenced, and finished with success six hours later.
A month after the surgery Bentley shows all signs of being just fine, but only time will tell whether things like his vision were impaired for the long run.
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A 5 year old girl noticed that there are plenty of police dogs, but not any police cats and she wanted to know why. So she wrote to her local police headquarters to get answers. The chief responded with a sweet note and a drawing of his own cat for good measure. Yeah, this story is adorable.
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