Not even time itself can stop this ancestral version of the overly attached girlfriend meme.
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Friday, April 29, 2016
Donkey Kong in Real Life Might Be the Best Thing You Watch Today
Thursday, April 28, 2016
When You're Not Next in Line to Be King, You Learn to Handle That Particular Question Like a Boss
Little kid asks Prince Harry when he's going to be King, and he nails the answer with honesty and a high five.
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A Guy Got Punched for Looking Like Shia LaBeouf, but It's Okay Because Shia Left Him a Voicemail
Mario Licato got punched in the face and knocked out for looking like Shia LaBeouf. No one knows what the motivation behind it was exactly, but according to Licato's Instagram post about his black eye, the last thing he heard before going down was, "this happened bc you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf".
The story isn't all bad, it seems like Licato is recovering quickly and he even got a voicemail from Shia LaBeouf himself. Licato told Cosmopolitan what the voicemail said and it's about what you might expect a rambling voicemail from Shia LaBeouf to sound like:
Hey, this is Shia LaBeouf … I just read an article that you were punched in the face because you look like me?" And he was like, "Aw, man. That sucks. I'm so sorry. But I get it. It's happened to me before." And then he was like, "I don't know. I wish I was in New York. I'd come bring you soup." He was just like, "This sucks. I don't even know what to say. I'm sorry. People are just crazy. Just because you look like me?" I was obviously laughing the whole time. And then he was like, "Here's my phone number. Don't give it to anybody. Please, please, call me back. Call me back if you want to. We could chat. Let's giggle over this. Maybe there's a silver lining in all this. But call me back." And then he was like, "And once again, this is Shia LaBeouf, the guy you got hit for looking like. And yeah, man, I'm sorry. I'm just really sorry." And he was like "Keep your head up, G." And that was it.
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This Upside Down Picture of Adele Looks Like a Monster When Turned Right Side Up
Millennial Posts a Viral Anti-Millennial Video to Facebook That Gets Millions of Views, Does Not Realize the Irony
This brave woman is standing up for something she believes in by posting to Facebook with her opinion about, among other things, how wrong it is that Millennials' idea of "standing up for something [they] believe in means going on Facebook and posting a status with [their] opinion." (That quote is taken directly from her video. )
Unfortunately, someone beat her to this apology a few years ago:
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Little Girl and Garbage Man Have the Most Adorable Friendship
Every Thursday is garbage day. And every Thursday 3-year-old Brooklyn Adracke is glowing with anticipation as she waits for her favorite person in the world, Delvar the garbage man.
Last Thursday was Brooklyn's birthday and she really wanted to share one of her cupcakes with Delvar. She stood and waited with the cheeziest smile, until Delvar finally arrived.
Then, that following week, Delvar showed up with a surprise of his own.
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Dude Trolls a Wrong Number Asking to Buy Drugs, Sends Mystery Buyer to an Abandoned Building
This guy got a text from someone who obviously thought he was their drug dealer. Since the recipient of the messages wasn't actually a drug dealer, he decided to troll the wrong number instead, leading him to an abandoned building with, presumably, an armful of McDonald's. At least he won't go hungry?
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Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Halo 5 Takes on Quidditch for One of the Most Magical Videos You'll See on the Internet Today
Halo Forge mastermind xXHugabearXx forged a custom Grifball level and game mode to mirror the infamous Harry Potter game Quidditch. Though, in this case players use jetpacks instead of broomsticks, but the rules of the Halo 5 Quidditch game are very similar to the original.
-Players are allotted three points for throwing the ball through one of the rival team's hoops, and one point for killing a player on the opposing team with a gravity hammer.
-The first team to hit 15 points is victorious.
Unfortunately, there's no version of the Golden Snitch in this game; and there's no assigned positions, but a team could definitely assign positions on their own. Players eager to try out this game mode in Halo 5: Guardians simply need search for the new level "Quidditch Arena' and the game mode "Quidditch."
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After Getting Suspicious One Guy Hid a Camera in His Kitchen and Probably Won't Ever Drink a Glass of Juice Again
Hungarian Weatherman Adds Brilliantly Fake Fart Noises to His Forecast and It's Totally Worth Watching the Weather For
Unfortunately Szilard Horvath's comedic genius wasn't rewarded (as it wasn't approved by his bosses) and he's looking for another job already.
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The Indiana Crowd Went Silent as Ted Cruz Bizarrely Refers to a Hoop as a Basketball Ring
Did #TedCruz just call it a "basketball ring"? While trying to recreate a scene from #Hoosiers? http://pic.twitter.com/wPdDLpPNRr
— Daniel Altman (@dbaltman) April 26, 2016
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Savage Little Kid Is Doing Donuts Like It's His Job
Quick breakdown:
- He can barely reach the pedals
- Where's the seatbelt
- There is no shot he can see over that steering wheel
- The kid is old enough to qualify for a child's car seat
- That's not a power wheels
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This Dude Watched His First Hockey Game and Live-Tweeted His Entire Life Changing Experience
One dude was trying to catch the St. Louis Cardinals game and found himself locked in to one of the greatest hockey games of all time. Shocked with awe at what he was witnessing, he decided to embark on the most hilarious live-tweets in sports history.
Last night's Game 7 between the St. Louis Blues and Chicago Blackhawks was about as intense it gets. So, you can imagine the impact it had on this first time hockey viewer.
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After Getting Suspicious One Guy Hide a Camera in His Kitchen and Probably Won't Ever Drink a Glass of Juice Again
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