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Wednesday, March 23, 2016
A Comedian With Terminal Cancer Wants to Record a Comedy Special, Ellen Just Got Him a Deal With HBO
Quincy Jones was on the Ellen show previously talking about the Kickstarter to fund his comedy special. At the time she presented him with a $10,000 check and simply mentioned that some distributor should pick it up when his special has been recorded.
Clearly, Ellen has done more than that. Jones plans to tape the special at Teragram Ballroom in Los Angeles April 4 and it looks like fans can watch it on HBO when it gets released.
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#Callended is the Hashtag to End All Terrible Phone Conversations
Have you ever answered the phone and someone said something so full of nope that you just hung up? #Callended on Twitter explores the best of those moments.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2016
People Show How Much They've Changed Since Joining Twitter to Celebrate Its 10 Year Anniversary
Twitter recently turned 10 years old so, naturally, fans of the social network are reflecting on their early days of Tweeting. Most people have really matured over the years. At the very least, it looks like everyone has gotten older.
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Never Want to Enjoy Winnie the Pooh Again? Check Out These Face Masks
These facial masks are straight out of my nightmares, but they're apparently popular in Japan, because of course they are.
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Now You Can Have Random Donald Trump Insults At the Tip of Your Finger
People Have Been Discovering The "Magic Beans" in Their Soap Turning to Beanstalks in the Shower
Lush is a handmade cosmetics company that is known for their particularly fancy bath bombs. They also make a massage bar that includes organic adzuki beans which just happen to sprout in the shower. According to the product description:
Wiccy Magic Muscles contains a warming blend of cinnamon and peppermint essential oils that are said to stimulate the circulation to warm and loosen up stiff, achy muscles.
This isn't a new problem, it seems like people have been Tweeting about it since at least 2015.
via @rachel__deng
Of course, it's been noted that it isn't really meant for the shower anyway. It's an oil bar after all. That hasn't stopped people from growing new little friends in their shower drains.
Submitted by: (via @hannahhallpetry)
This Guy Aimed to Make His Proposal the Very Best by Remaking Leaf Green for His Gal
Samitoo makes his girlfriend a custom video game every year for her birthday, which pretty much already makes him the coolest boyfriend, but this year's game was a little extra special:
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Metal AF Dude is Back at the Drums, This Time to 'I'm a Little Teapot'
If you don't remember his metal rendition of 'The Wheels on the Bus' check it out now.
Submitted by: (via Joey Muha)
This 'Arby's Employee' Might Be the Weirdest TV News Interviewee Ever
We hate to admit it, but this is too good to be true. This is a spectacular work of editing by a comedian inserting himself into a 2011 news report as an employee of "the house that beef built".
It's even been confirmed by the news station that did the story.
via @wxyzdetroit
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Monday, March 21, 2016
When the Easter Bunny Decides to Take His Gloves Off, It's On
Easter bunny throwin the hands @ Newport Lmfaoo pt1 http://pic.twitter.com/Y7goiuf4Ap
— Kev (@2jrb123) March 20, 2016
Pt 2 http://pic.twitter.com/Gax2z8TPZV
— Kev (@2jrb123) March 20, 2016
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Sad Pawpaw Update: He's Having a Cookout and We're All Invited
You remember Sad Pawpaw, the meme that made everyone go call their grandparents? Well, now a different grandkid has Tweeted an update. Now everyone is invited to Pawpaw's cookout!
via @BHarmon_10
Apparently the plan is to raise money to send all those grandkids to school, even the ones who didn't come to dinner.
Submitted by: (via @xoxcassi)
The Naming of a $290 Million Research Ship Was Left to the Public Who Came up With "RRS Boaty McBoatface"
Scientists in the UK asked the public to vote on a name for their $290 million polar research ship. Because people are awful (or awesome, depending on your point of view) the name at the top of the list is none other than "RRS Boaty McBoatface".
via @NERCscience
Ah, such a fitting name for such a grand ship. You can watch this video for details on the construction and groundbreaking advancements of the soon to be RRS Boaty McBoatface:
Honestly, they'll probably pick one of the more serious suggestions as this naming poll is in no way binding. However, at this point they'll probably be facing some backlash if they don't.
via @Dovil
The people REALLY want Boaty Mc Boatface.
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Some Mondays Just Start Like This
"How is your life going?" http://pic.twitter.com/0XG6bs9c8E
— Lexi Cornelius (@lexiannc6) March 19, 2016
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Guy Solves Three Rubik's Cubes While Juggling Them in Under 20 Seconds
Kevin Spacey Crashed a Kevin Spacey Themed Night at a Florida Panthers Game
The Florida Panthers had a "Spacey in Space" night and guess who showed up to join in? That's right, Kevin Spacey. For some reason he's become a bizarre celebrity good luck charm for the team and he's finally come out to see them.
Unfortunately, they lost that game 5-3, but they still seemed happy to see him.
via @kevinspacey
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Madonna Accidentally Exposes a Teen Model During a Weird Segment of Her Concert in Australia
It seems like nothing is going right for Madonna during her Australian tour. She's already made headlines for being accused of performing under the influence and for another concert that started two hours late.
Apparently, this latest incident was during some kind of butt spanking interlude which stars like Ariana Grande have previously participated in. This time, 17-year-old Australian model, Josephine Georgiou, was the honored recipient.
With just a tug on her shirt, Madonna caused a wardrobe malfunction that obviously left everyone a little surprised. A lot of people are pretty upset about this because of Georgiou's age and because Madonna's "recovery" included some joking about sexual harassment. Don't feel embarrassed on Georgiou's account, though. She told Courier Mail, "Only I get to decide if I'm humiliated or not. Why would people assume I am humiliated by my own breast, nipple or body?"
Submitted by: (via Telemundo Entretenimiento)