Friday, February 12, 2016

On Cheat Days We Are All This Guy Going HAM on His Fast Food


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Relaxation is a Manatee Cuddle Party


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Video of manatees outside Three Sisters Springs in Crystal River Florida this morning. U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service estimates about 300 manatees were using the spring as a warm water shelter this morning.

Posted by Citrus County, Florida :: The Water Lover's Florida on Monday, February 8, 2016
Video of manatees outside Three Sisters Springs in Crystal River Florida this morning. U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service estimates about 300 manatees were using the spring as a warm water shelter this morning.

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The World's Worst Son Spent a Year Throwing Eggs at His Mom


Thank goodness mom catches pretty well.

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If You're Not a Trump Fan, You'll Enjoy 'The Honeymooners' Telling Him to STFU


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Everyone That Visits Tries to Saskatchewan Before They Leave




Let's not even ask what he thinks of Saskatchewan's capitol, Regina.

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Everyone Knows French Pancakes Give People the Crepes


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Does This Mean Sarah Jessica Parker isn't the Mane Target for Horse Jokes Now?


Are Your Employees Really Willing to Go the Extra Mile For the Customers?


The International Space Station Time Lapse Video Captures Lightening Strikes From Space


Amazing how much lightning can strike our planet in a short timeFlying from North Africa over Turkey towards Russia in this timelapse (this is speeded up; travelling about 5500 km would take around 10-12 minutes, covered here in 30 seconds).

Posted by Tim Peake on Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Astronaut Tim Peake posted a time lapse video from the International Space Station (ISS) that caught a particularly striking view of lightening as it flew over Earth. According to the caption, all these lightening strikes happened in a matter of minutes:

Flying from North Africa over Turkey towards Russia in this timelapse (this is speeded up; travelling about 5500 km would take around 10-12 minutes, covered here in 30 seconds).


As the ISS orbits the Earth astronauts living in the space station have the chance to take amazing time lapse video like this and others.

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After Picnic Time It's Nap Time For This Comfy Possum


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Now you'll never forget to double check the paper dispenser for food-coma possums.

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A Woman Found out She Was Pregnant From Her Fitbit Data


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A lot of people wear a Fitbit or similar wearable technology to keep track of their health. The models that track heart rate are also good for pinpointing a moment of heartbreak or in this case, discovering a pregnancy.  

David Trinidad was just looking for a solution to his wife's potentially malfunctioning sensors when he posted about it on Reddit. 



Another user suggested that she could be under a lot of stress or she could be pregnant. Since Trinidad and his wife were trying to start a family they got it checked out and later he confirmed that was the case. 



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As If Either Thing Weren't Scary Enough, Here's a Spider Eating a Venomous Snake


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You'll remember this the next time you see a Daddy Long Legs spider just chilling in a nest of cables. Learn from this Brown snake's misssstakes.



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Thursday, February 11, 2016

Forget Bieber, These Celebrities Dramatically Reading Lyrics to “Sorry” is Much Better


Guy Pranks a YouTube Prankster, Prankster Calls the Cops


If you ever thought people who make their living pulling "pranks" on YouTube would be a good sport about getting pranked, you've got another thing coming.

Jack Jones, known for such stellar pranks as "do you want to see my nuts," "excuse me I think I've done a poo, can you wipe my bum?," "YOU WANNA SEE MY D*CK PART 3," and "BEING A MENACE PART 3 . GONE WRONG !!!" was just strolling along with three friends when a dude slapped a slice of pizza in his face. He got mad and called the police. COME ON JACK, IT'S JUST A PRANK!

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Peyton Manning Does What Every Sibling Does Mocks Eli Manning's Dumbfounded Expression


You Should Try This Dad Joke on Every Toddler


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Persian Cat Room Guardian is Perfect for Life's Little Speechless Moments


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Someone stumbled upon artist Anya Boz' "Persian Cat Room Guardian" doll and thought to themselves, "you know, this really speaks to me, on a meme level." They were not wrong.

Warning: adult language ahead

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A Man's Phone Was Swarmed by People Texting Chipotle, at Least He Got a Free Burrito


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A man got over 300 texts from people trying to cash in on Chipotle's free burrito special. They were supposed to text RAINCHECK to 888-222 but several people have added an extra 2 and sent texts to Henry Levine instead. 

He told the Washington Post, "The first thing I did was get my free burrito, because I don’t dislike burritos". What a sensible person. Then he started texting back the super fans who sent him more than one message to tell them they had the wrong number. 


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Since then he's become a social media sensation and he appears to be on a quest to get those poor people their free burritos! At least he's got his priorities straight after this newfound fame. 

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The Hottest New Mario Kart Course is Westfield Mall


A bunch of pranksters dressed up as Mario Kart characters and went to their local mall for a quick race.

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Perfect Valentine's Day Gifts to Make Your Partner Say, "No Really, You Shouldn't Have."


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Picking out the perfect gift is hard, especially for Valentine's day. This isn't like any other holiday, what you pick will be seen as an expression of your love, or lack thereof. If you REALLY want to surprise your date, choose one of these splendid gift ideas. You won't be disappointed... but they might.

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When Working Hard Fails, You Might Have to Get Creative to Get That Raise


Talk about not being able to back out now, bossman. 

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Thanks to One News Anchor's Sanders/Sandwich Flub, We're All Feeling the Heartbern


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I don't know if he was tired or just hungry, but MSNBC news anchor Chris Hayes called presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders "Bernie Sandwich" and now people are 'shopping Sanders into photos of lunch:

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Leave the Pole Dancing to the Professionals