Saturday, January 23, 2016

Wet T-Shirt Contests Just Got a Lot Hairier


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12 Movies That Would be Vastly Improved by the Inclusion of Guy Fieri


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Come on down to flavor town at a theater near you!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Takes a Lovely Bike Ride Into Oncoming Traffic


Arnold decided to take a bike ride around the city while visiting Edinburgh in Scotland. He seems like he's having a great time, there's only one problem. He's riding the wrong way on the road, leading everyone with him into oncoming traffic.


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What? Were you expecting Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Terminator, to wear a helmet and follow traffic regulations?


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At least it looks like he had a good time, even if he did stop in the middle of traffic to take this picture:


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Friday, January 22, 2016

Read How a Third-Grader Thinks Nexflix and Chill Will Dissuade People From Voting For Donald Trump


In Hockey There's Only One Way to Cock Block


And it hurts.



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#OnTinderAtTinder Pulls Back the Curtain of Tinder Profile Pics and Reveals What We All Knew Anyways


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This is How You Identify the Evil Twin


Trust no one. Not even someone almost genetically identical to you.

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Doctor Feels the Sting of Social Media Hate After Drunkenly Attacking an Uber Driver


NSFW Warning: She starts throwing around some salty language when she starts getting really belligerent. 

This woman tried to hop in an Uber and steal the ride from the unrelated group of people who originally called the car. At least she knew it was time to go home, unfortunately she took out her anger on the driver and his car when he told her he would not be the one to take her. 

The description of the video tells the story up to the start of the video: 

We were on the phone with this uber driver while he pulled up to our location. Out of nowhere the girl in the video gets in the backseat of his car and won't get out. We told the driver it was ok, to just cancel our ride, but he did not want to take her anywhere so he kept telling her to get out.

Eventually the driver gets out and says he's calling the cops to get her out of the car. After a couple of minutes of the driver pretending to talk to the cops (im assuming he was pretending because they never showed up at first), the girl decides to reach into the front seat, grab his keys, and start walking away with his keys in her hands.... That's where the video starts...

According to the video description, she managed to walk away without being arrested. Her name has been released as Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon and according to University of Miami Medicine, she has been placed on leave pending an investigation. 

If potential career obliteration isn't enough retribution for you, don't worry. The internet hate machine was primed and ready to pick up on this incident. 


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In the video she can be heard saying, "Oh no! I have lost my mind", while throwing things out the window of the car. Although she was saying it sarcastically, truer words have never been spoken. 

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Never Challenge a Crab to a Knife Fight


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A Big Snowstorm Brought Out the Ingenuity of One Neighborhood Veteran






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This Guy's a Real Air Head


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Thanks to a Spider, This Family Got Some Quality Family Freak Out Time


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All That Work, Right Down the Drain


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People Have Started Freezing Their Pants to Deal With Winter Boredom


It all started with a Minnesota man named Tom Grotting. He froze pants and left the phantom clothing outside for neighbors to giggle at. This year it's gotten a lot more popular and he seems to have started a trend. In the Minnesota area, frozen pants are now just another winter hazard to watch out for.

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A Man Accidentally Documented His Breakup With His Fitbit


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This is what heartbreak looks like. Koby Soto, a law student at Tel Aviv University, was recently broken up with by his boyfriend, a fellow student. On the positive side, the moment Soto received a call from his now ex cancelling both their plans and relationship, he happened to be wearing his Fitbit. 

With the heart tracking capabilities of his wearable, he was able to pinpoint the moment of heartbreak and cherish it/share it on the internet where he can remind himself of the painful memory forever. 

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Thursday, January 21, 2016

Here are 2015's Most Popular Passwords, None of Which You Should Ever, Ever Use


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Do you enjoy using sports as passwords or think you're clever for using a simple pattern on your keyboard (looking at you QWERTY people) to keep the haxxors out? You might want to rethink that strategy, because lots of people have the same idea. This data comes from the millions of passwords that leak every year, and shows just how uncreative people can be when it comes to writing secure passwords.

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An Irish Bus Driver's Act of Kindness Will Cheer Up Anyone's Cynical Mood


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Cork, Ireland has some really lovely bus drivers.

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After Their Father Shredded Thousands of Yen, This Couple Spent Months Piecing it Back Together


Worth spending all that time or not, they are definitely keeping their father away from any shreddable values.



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Ok But Which Edition is Better For You, 1 or 2?


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Tagged: title , jobs , puns , books , medical , win

Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter


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Sometimes, a guy just won't leave you alone unless you give him your number. That was Imgur user lucy2shoes' experience, so she decided to give the persistent fellow her brother's number instead. Then her brother pretended to be one of the most undateable people you can imagine, Hannibal Lecter.

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Irish People Taste Test American Beers and They're Shockingly Accurate


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Watch a Bunch of Dudes Attack Each Other With an Almost Real Lightsaber


Welp, that's fire.

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Watching These Premature Twins Holding Hands Will Make You Want to Text Your Sibling


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It's Three Weeks Into 2016 and Hopefully Your New Year's Resolution is Going Better Than Theirs


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15 Shower Thoughts to Get You Ready for Your Next Sudsing Session


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Best consumed either while high or about to enter the waterfall of bathing and philosophy.

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Final Jeopardy Can Be a Harsh Mistress, Especially When Everyone Losses


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Stay Calm and Read the Emergency Proposal Instructions