Sunday, January 10, 2016
This Twitter Battle Between Very Lonely Luke and Emo Kylo Ren Takes the Cake
This might be the best Star Wars related hit to pop up on the internet subsequent to the movie's recent debut. Beautiful things happened when the parody accounts for 'Emo Kylo Ren' and 'Very Lonely Luke' collided to exchange blows.
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This Cranky Baby's Reaction Might Mean He's Got a Darker Side
Watch This Professional Driver Drift Through Stereotypes
Professional driver Leona Chin posed as a car salesperson and took a few unsuspecting dudes on the test drive of their lives. One customer remarks, "you know how to handle this car? This is a man's car!" She sure does, buddy.
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Woman Filmed Fighting Security Guard at DMV in Florida
Florida what are you doing with yourself? This woman puts on quite the show. At times this almost looks like a frickin spar, and her some sort of untrained Ronda Rousey knockoff.
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Saturday, January 9, 2016
If You Thought Your Date Went Badly, Read These #WorstFirstDate Tweets
First dates have a tendency to be awkward. Two people are just getting to know each other, sometimes people start to show their true colors and they aren't what the other person had in mind. If you're feeling bad about the last date you had, just read these #WorstFirstDate Tweets to put everything in perspective.
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This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep
Many people think that dreams are a product of the subconscious. Some look for meaning or even prophecies within their dream. Almost everyone is able to keep their dreams inside their own head but Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy is not one of them. He mumbles responses, accusations and general statements while he's a asleep and his wife messages it to him so he won't forget a moment of it.
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Can This App Tell How Hot You Are?
A new website and app has popped up that guesses your age and attractiveness level. It's meant to serve as a companion to a dating app for meeting attractive folks near you, but when has the internet ever used something for its intended purpose?
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Neil McCabe Messed Up Big Time When He Tried to Defend Gun Crime to the UK
Sit down Neil McCabe.
"It's just part of life, I think," proposes McCabe at one point, when he's confronted with the unavoidable fact that more than 130 people have already died from gun violence in the U.S. this year.
This is where Snow channels his inner GoT Jon Snow, and goes off in the most effective, yet vaguely stoic way possible.
"No, it's part of death, Mr. McCabe," responds Snow. "That's death. That's dead people, people who have died as a result of guns."
Stand up. Now leave Neil McCabe.
Submitted by: (via Channel 4 News)
Friday, January 8, 2016
According to Tila Tequila, Her Proof That the Earth is Flat Will Rock Your Disc-Shaped World!
Tila Tequila went on a Twitter rant and shared some of her... interesting theories about the shape of the Earth. Is she trolling, is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix level performance art or is it possible that she really believes the stuff she's Tweeting? Just like, apparently, the shape of our planet, there's no way to tell for certain.
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‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ is Titled in Amazing and Awful Ways With #BadStarWars8Names on Twitter
People on Twitter have been offering up titles for the 'Star Wars: Episode VIII". No one really knows what kind of tale the eighth installment of this epic space saga will tell but these people decided to make a guess. The resulting titles are hilarious, punny and terrible. It's probably best if the makers of the eighth Star Wars movie just stay away from the internet altogether until it's finished.
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Channing Tatum's Wife Satirically-Serenaded Him With 'Pony' on Stage
Jenna Dewan-Tatum turned her husband's well-watch 'Magic Mike' bit around on him during an episode of Lip Sync Battle and nails it.
Not to be out done, Channing then performed Beyonce's 'Run the World (Girls)' and ending his Queen Bee performance with a special guest.
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When You Try To Celebrate a Little Success and FAILure Still Gets You
This Brilliant Aussie is Finally Putting Hoverboards to Good Use
Tradies in the future!!Instagram - Jackson_odoherty
Posted by Jackson ODoherty on Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Let's just hope that in the future worker's comp covers hoverboard injuries and explosions.
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Bradenton Police Hunting for Man Who Delivered Heroin Wrapped in a Burrito to Hospital
The suspect handed the Blake Medical Center employee a bag of food he said was for a patient. The employee then checked the food inside the bag, and discovered a syringe hidden inside the burrito.
In light of recent news, what's actually unhealthier though? This drug dealer's heroin-infused culinary twist on the traditional burrito? Or whatever slid out Chipotle's kitchen last summer amidst the Norovirus outbreak scandal?
What are the odds Jesse Pinkman had the car running? Walter White is not pleased with all this heat.
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That Moment When Your Family Vacation is Going to Include a Talk About the Birds & the Bees
Still can't believe this happened, little Gracie's still not right 󾌴
Posted by Andrew Hennessy on Tuesday, January 5, 2016
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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue
Looking for a great place to take a date? Many people turn to internet services like Yelp to pre-screen their choice. This woman decided to review the locations of her past dates based solely on the date that took place. If you've ever scrolled through reviews of a theater and thought, yea it seems clean enough but does it have a photo booth to make out in? Now you'll know the important details of these choice romantic locations.
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