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Saturday, January 9, 2016
Neil McCabe Messed Up Big Time When He Tried to Defend Gun Crime to the UK
Sit down Neil McCabe.
"It's just part of life, I think," proposes McCabe at one point, when he's confronted with the unavoidable fact that more than 130 people have already died from gun violence in the U.S. this year.
This is where Snow channels his inner GoT Jon Snow, and goes off in the most effective, yet vaguely stoic way possible.
"No, it's part of death, Mr. McCabe," responds Snow. "That's death. That's dead people, people who have died as a result of guns."
Stand up. Now leave Neil McCabe.
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Friday, January 8, 2016
According to Tila Tequila, Her Proof That the Earth is Flat Will Rock Your Disc-Shaped World!
Tila Tequila went on a Twitter rant and shared some of her... interesting theories about the shape of the Earth. Is she trolling, is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix level performance art or is it possible that she really believes the stuff she's Tweeting? Just like, apparently, the shape of our planet, there's no way to tell for certain.
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‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ is Titled in Amazing and Awful Ways With #BadStarWars8Names on Twitter
People on Twitter have been offering up titles for the 'Star Wars: Episode VIII". No one really knows what kind of tale the eighth installment of this epic space saga will tell but these people decided to make a guess. The resulting titles are hilarious, punny and terrible. It's probably best if the makers of the eighth Star Wars movie just stay away from the internet altogether until it's finished.
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Channing Tatum's Wife Satirically-Serenaded Him With 'Pony' on Stage
Jenna Dewan-Tatum turned her husband's well-watch 'Magic Mike' bit around on him during an episode of Lip Sync Battle and nails it.
Not to be out done, Channing then performed Beyonce's 'Run the World (Girls)' and ending his Queen Bee performance with a special guest.
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When You Try To Celebrate a Little Success and FAILure Still Gets You
This Brilliant Aussie is Finally Putting Hoverboards to Good Use
Tradies in the future!!Instagram - Jackson_odoherty
Posted by Jackson ODoherty on Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Let's just hope that in the future worker's comp covers hoverboard injuries and explosions.
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Bradenton Police Hunting for Man Who Delivered Heroin Wrapped in a Burrito to Hospital
The suspect handed the Blake Medical Center employee a bag of food he said was for a patient. The employee then checked the food inside the bag, and discovered a syringe hidden inside the burrito.
In light of recent news, what's actually unhealthier though? This drug dealer's heroin-infused culinary twist on the traditional burrito? Or whatever slid out Chipotle's kitchen last summer amidst the Norovirus outbreak scandal?
What are the odds Jesse Pinkman had the car running? Walter White is not pleased with all this heat.
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That Moment When Your Family Vacation is Going to Include a Talk About the Birds & the Bees
Still can't believe this happened, little Gracie's still not right
Posted by Andrew Hennessy on Tuesday, January 5, 2016
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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue
Looking for a great place to take a date? Many people turn to internet services like Yelp to pre-screen their choice. This woman decided to review the locations of her past dates based solely on the date that took place. If you've ever scrolled through reviews of a theater and thought, yea it seems clean enough but does it have a photo booth to make out in? Now you'll know the important details of these choice romantic locations.
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Thursday, January 7, 2016
Scorned Women on Twitter Show Their Mean Side With the Vengeful #WasteHisTime2016
Some women on Twitter are participating in a savage plan to get back at all the men who have pretended to be serious about their relationships only to waste their time. Way to start the year off right with #WasteHisTime2016! These vindictive hypothetical Tweets have started a bit of a gender war, with upset men attempting a counter with #WasteHerTime which nearly exclusively features complaints about the original hashtag. Good Internet, good... let the hate flow through you.
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Mike Rowe Speaks Out Regarding Bank Robber Rumors
Mike Rowe needs you to hear him loud, and hear him clear, when he tells you he's not robbing banks.
The former 'Dirty Jobs' Host and 'Deadliest Catch' narrator's under a great deal of scrutiny after an image of what appears as Mike Rowe from a frickin parallel universe, holding up a bank, surfaced. The resemblance is uncanny, in every sense of the word.
The rumors went viral after various folks across Facebook joked that this was a maddened, wild ploy by Rowe to kickstart a new season of 'Dirty Jobs.'
Rowe was quick to the punch and fought to quell the fast uprising of these rumors by releasing an alibi on his Facebook page: "For what it's worth, I was in Kansas Monday, and can prove it, if need be."
Rowe went on to bury himself in a bit of a hole by offering up something of an outlandish theory, "what if the thief was not an idiot, but a clever person of below average height wearing a Mike Rowe Mask?"
Alright. Will the real Mike Rowe please stand up?
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Tarpman is the Hero #YallQaeda Needs Right Now
Amid a devastating lack of snacks in the ongoing militia occupation of an Oregon wildlife preservation, one man is prepared to weather the storm. That's right, #Tarpman. Who is this mysterious freedom fighter behind the Thin Blue Tent Lining? Twitter just might have the answers you're looking for.
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These Aussie Fishers Nearly Get Whacked By a Giant Angry Marlin
Had a great day off Port Stephens yesterday on board " The Pump". Went 6-6-4 for the day and also had one come into the boat. Pretty much as close as it gets.
Posted by Conor Cogan on Friday, January 1, 2016
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Preorders for Oculus Rift Opened Today With a $599 Price Tag, Is It Worth It?
The future is now! And finally you can start to order it but with a cost of $599.00, is the Oculus Rift worth it? These virtual reality fails will help you decide.
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