Tuesday, January 5, 2016

OMG These Lesbians Are Going to Touch a Penis For The First Time


Does this mean their gold stars are a less shiny now? 

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Laker's Fan Deposits This Half-Court Shot Directly Into His Bank Account


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Need to Break All Your Government Building Windows? That's a Job For the Brazilian Air Force!


Watch Out, These Cats Will Beat Your High Score on Your iPad


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Thei Year Don't Ball Your Christmas Lights Up, Just Use This Easy Life Hack


The Self-Described Greatest Singer in the World, Covers The Biggest Hit (Currently) in the World to Ring in 2016


In case you couldn't tell it's Celine Dion covering Adele's 'Hello' at her New Year's Eve show.

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Monday, January 4, 2016

3-Legged Adopted Kitten Becomes Amputee Girl's Best Friend


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Nothing warms the heart quite like two victims of circumstances beyond their control, finding solace in the companionship of one another.

At 10-months-old Scarlette Tipton lost her left arm to cancer. Her parents desperately wanted little Scarlette, now two-years-old, to have the chance to grow up with a little kitten just like her; and they couldn't have found a better match. Meet Doc: a rescue kitten who had her right paw amputated following a car accident.

On Christmas Eve the two were united at a shelter in California. That very Wednesday, Doc had already been welcomed aboard as the new member of the family.

Scarlett's mother, Simone Tipton, told Love Meow that Scarlette "did notice that Doc had staples on her side and said 'owies'. I let her know that she had owies just like her, and she placed her hand on her side and just nodded. She recognizes that the cat has similar struggles as she does."

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2016 Has Already Taken a Dark Turn for Pizza Rat


(Animal lover warning: this video is two minutes of one rat dragging its dead brethren around a subway station)

Not satisfied with the squish of day old pepperoni, this NYC subway rat has opted for the opulent crunch of another rat.

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The Internet is Here to Help You Make Sense of the Oregon Standoff With Humorous Hashtags #YallQaeda and #YeeHawd


This armed occupation of a federal building is led by three of Cliven Bundy's sons. These Oregon ranchers want the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge land to be given to them. A spokesperson for the group has told The Oregonian that they are willing to "kill or be killed" but Twitter users felt the coverage of the event was unsatisfactory. They managed to fill in the gaps using hashtags like #YallQaeda, #YeeHawd and #VanillaISIS.

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John Oliver Tackles New Year's Resolutions


When You Really Don't Want to Touch a Public Toilet, You Gotta Hover(board)


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Watching This GoPro Footage Will Crush Any Doubts that Being a Bouncer on New Year's Eve Sucks


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This Move is Puzzlingly Smooth


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Scaring a Bear Away is As Easy As This Swedish Man Shows It to Be


It's best to practice this before a real bear approaches you. 

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The Bills Kicker Knows How a Monday Back At Work After a Holiday Weekend Always Feels


Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning. 

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We Should All Start Off The New Year Like This Boss Cockatoo


It's Not That Weird That a Grocery Chain Made a Boyz II Men Style Commercial About Tomatoes, Right?


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Proof That Cats Are Aliens


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It Doesn't Matter How Far in the Future We Go, We Won't Ever Let a Chance for a Punny Joke Go Past


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If You Want to Say Something Bad About the Lion King, Say It to My Face


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Sunday, January 3, 2016

Check out This Bills Tailgater as He Jumps on a Flaming Table & Catches Himself on Fire


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You're not doing it right dude. Kudos to Buffalo Bills fans though for helping this beer-soaked idiot out.

Buffalo Bills fans this year have been ranked as the NFL's drunkest fans; and it seems like they're hellbent on one-upping the prior game's hysterical, purely irrational antics.

From this gnarly RKO awhile ago:

To this absolute depraved act of moonsaulting debauchery:

Stay safe out there Buffalo Bills fans!

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So Where Was Johnny Manziel Last Night Anyways?

Watch Grandmas Try Fireball Whisky for the First Time


Go home grandma you're drunk.

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Remember Kids, Always Ask For Parental Permission Before Signing Up For Tinder


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If Star Wars Characters Had Cats


Illustrations of If Star Wars Characters Had Cats

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This Toddler Doesn't Need Your Affection


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A Clear and Handy Chart to End the 'Is It a Hoverboard?' Dispute


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De-Stress By Watching 30-Minutes of an Adorable Puppy Getting a Message


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C3P-Nope Not Even Close Enough


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Stanford Fan Can't Take a Hint & Trolls Bowl Game Interview


Stanford ran train over Michigan State on Saturday, bringing home an impressive 45-16 Rose Bowl victory.

Christian McCaffery put on a heroic performance as the game's star running-back, but the poor kid couldn't catch a break from an adrenaline-charged douche who did everything but grab the fu*king microphone and chuck it through the goalpost during McCaffery's interview.

Real-talk bro, GTFO. There's fan, superfan, and whatever the heck that guy in the background was. Don't be that guy.

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