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Thursday, December 31, 2015
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Dave Grohl Pays Permanent Tribute To a Rock Legend's Death with an Ace of Spades Tattoo
Rock Legend Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister's untimely passing on Tuesday has everyone still reeling. The fact that it was just mere days after doctors discovered his aggressive cancer, and less than a month after wrapping up Motorhead's European Tour. The band has declared without Lemmy there is no future for Motorhead, but that he will live in on in everyone's memories.
Beloved by many, two of the most touching tributes have come from a post by Kiss's Alice Cooper, and Foo Fighter's Dave Grohl's 'Ace of Spades' tattoo.
Lemmy was truly a one-of-a-kind in rock 'n' roll. He was innovative, true to his art and continually relevant even...
Posted by Alice Cooper on Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Dave Grohl honors Lemmy with Ace of Spades tattoo: https://t.co/rbCw6dCflG http://pic.twitter.com/uwEIFPW0A8
— Consequence of Sound (@coslive) December 30, 2015
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You Can Tell It's Still 2015 Because a Catholic Priest Rode a Hoverboard During Mass (and Got Punished For It)

Looks like the Catholic Church is faster to punish a Priest for riding a hoverboard than touching alter boys.
On Christmas Eve, this Priest from the Philippines combined mass with 2015 hottest toy and the internet loved it. Unfortunately his diocese was not happy about it and have already taken swift action to condemn its use in the mass.
The Diocese of San Pablo wishes to address an issue involving one of its clergy. Last December 24, 2015, before the final blessing of the Christmas eve mass, as a way of greeting his parishioners, the priest sang a Christmas song, while going around the nave standing on a hoverboard.
That was wrong.
The Eucharist demands utmost respect and reverence. It is the Memorial of the Lord's Sacrifice. It is the source and summit of Christian life. It is the Church's highest form of worship. Consequently, it is not a personal celebration where one can capriciously introduce something to get the attention of the people.
The priest said that it was a wake up call for him; he acknowledged that his action was not right and promised that it will not happen again.
He will be out of the parish and will spend some time to reflect on this past event.
He would like to apologize for what happened.
Peace be with you 2k15 HoverPriest.
Submitted by: (via LicuadoDePlatano)
A Look at a Gym Through the Lens of a Nature Documentary Will Make You Skip Your Workout
This Gal Live Tweeted Her First Time Watching Star Wars and Got a Lot of Things Wrong
But some of it she got so, so right. #longlivespacevoldemort
Warning: her potty mouth is worse than R2D2's
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Instead of a PS4, Santa Brought One Little Boy a Piece of Wood With a Dong Drawn on It
Nine-year-old Scott Lundy was so excited to receive a PS4 this christmas until he opened the box and found a wooden replica of the system placed there by thieves. To add insult to injury, they included a "crude drawing of male genitals" (missed opportunity for a dickbutt) on the wood and a message that said "from cock and balls with love."
Scott's parents were able to return the console to Target and get a replacement, but Scott's faith in Santa Claus is shaken. I guess Call of Duty: Black Ops III and The Uncharted Collection will be there to carry him through this difficult time.
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This Baby Eating Bacon For the First Time Will Only Remind You That You'll Never Be That Happy Again

Now that this baby's has experienced the only real joy in life, it's all downhill from here. At least he's in good company:
Submitted by: (via Tyler Beach)
Mike Tyson's Biggest Knockout Came Courtesy of a Hoverboard

#hoverboard #knockout #MikeTysonBreaksBack #imtoooldforthisshit #cyboard
Posted by Mike Tyson on Tuesday, December 29, 2015
At least Mike's got a sense of humor about it.
Now I'm just waiting for someone to add a hoverboard to his classic boxing game.
Submitted by: (via Mike Tyson)
Rare Footage Of Giant Squid Near Boat Moorings In Japan
A Japanese news website is reporting that this giant squid was filmed on December 24, by an underwater camera swimming near boat moorings.
It was reportedly about 13 feet long and 3 feet around. Some on Twitter have suggested that the species may be Architeuthis, a deep-ocean dwelling creature that can grow up to 43 feet.
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Tuesday, December 29, 2015
After Fleeing Texas, The 'Affluenza' Teen Was Found and Caught in a Mexican Resort Town (Of Course)

You'll remember Ethan Couch was convicted of four counts of intoxication manslaughter, but was not sentenced to any jail time. Instead, he was given 10 years' probation. Couch's defense team, which included psychologist Dr. G. Dick Miller, argued that the teen suffered from "affluenza," meaning his irresponsible behavior and lifestyle were a product of his affluent upbringing and "profoundly dysfunctional" parents.
Part of his parole mandates that he regularly checks in with his parole officer and that he not drink alcohol for 10 years. The latter is being investigated now thanks to a snapchat of Ethan playing beer pong at a house party in Texas.
ya boy ethan couch violating probation. i got more if u want @CityofBurleson @TarrantCountyDA http://pic.twitter.com/otiGprQ1uD
— h (@BlondeSpectre) December 2, 2015
Couch and his mother were picked up in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, on Monday, reports a spokesman for the Jalisco state prosecutor's office. After both underwent a medical checkup, they were transferred to immigration authorities and will be returning to the U.S. "shortly."
Submitted by: (via CNN)
We Can All Relate To This Baby Penguin That's Embarrassingly Too Big For His Dad's Pouch
This Guy is the Only One You'll Want Filming Your Parkour Videos
When a Ninja does your camerawork! Skills Gimbalninja
Posted by Jason Paul on Friday, December 25, 2015
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29-Year-Old Thief Died Trying to Rob A Condom Machine
The poor fella needed protection from the protection he so adamantly, and somehow recklessly tried to acquire.
ABC News reports the 29-year-old man and a couple his buddies planned to steal the condoms by blowing the rubbers vending machine to smithereens.
Amidst the explosion the three fools took shelter in a car nearby, but the victim failed to close his door, and took a fatal shot to the noggin from a flying piece of metal.
Submitted by: (via ABC News)
The Most Talented Cover of Adele's Hello You'll See This Year
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Posted by Felix Omar Hill on Sunday, December 27, 2015
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You'd Be Screaming Bloody Curses Once You Realized What You Were Reeling In Was a Shark Too
Warning, this New Zealander does curse while trying to reel in a shark.
Submitted by: (via Storyful News)
The Force is Strong With This Man Dressed as Kylo Ren Riding BB-8 While Playing Flaming Bagpipes in the Rain
Someone Calculated How Much Money We've Fictionally Wasted Saving Matt Damon
I think it's time to let Matt Damon die, y'all.
According to Quora user Kynan Eng's calculations, if all of Matt Damon's characters were real, we would have already spent nearly a trillion dollars trying to save him:
Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
The Martian (Mars mission): $200B
TOTAL: $900B plus change
What is it about Matt Damon's face that makes people want to keep him safe? Apparently his movies have only grossed $2.7B, so he's not even close to pulling his own fake weight.
Submitted by: (via Quora)
If You Attend a Monster Truck Rally on Acid, You're Going to Have a Bad Time

This bold day tripper shoves two tabs of acid down his throat before showing up to cover a Monster Truck rally for VICE's 'On Acid' series. Suffice to say, Dr. Gonzo would've approved. After all, 'when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.'
Also, how terrifying are those snow-cone mugs? In what universe would someone want to drink some rainbow slush out one of those?
Submitted by: (via VICE)