Monday, December 28, 2015

Woman Arrested After Riding Cart in Wal-Mart While Eating Chicken and Drinking Wine


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Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.

The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.

If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.

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The Worst Wifi Password Ever


Can you guess what it is though?

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Did Patriots Really Mean to Kickoff in Overtime?


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The New England Patriots played all day as if they were wearing ankle weights against the New York Jets, but still managed to push the game past regulation into overtime with a late and shining moment of clutch city from Tom Brady. Let's just say things went downhill fast soon as OT started.

In an act of madness the Patriots chose to kickoff, after winning the coin flip for overtime.

Whoops?

Unsurprisingly it took the Jets a mere five plays to drive down the field for a six-yard TD pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick to Eric Decker for the win.

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Sunday, December 27, 2015

Would You Trust Your Driving Skills Enough To Try This?


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Only Winners in This Family Kid


No But Really, Why Do Men Have Nipples?


This Cover of Justin Bieber's 'Love Yourself' Has an Equally Melodic and Honest Hook


Heads up, Futuristic & Devvon Terrell do not censor the F-bombs in this song. 

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One Florida Woman Won't Stand Her Husband's Stinky Game in Bed Anymore


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BB-8 is the Cutest Visitor to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago


Watch As a Drone Nearly Misses Hitting a Skier on a Slalom Course on TV


Skier Marcel Hirscher had some luck and great timing with that close-call.

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Catching a Stingray and Having It Give Birth in Your Boat Is Good Luck Right?


This stingray goes beast-rapid-freaking-fire mode, on the whole birthing process. Who'd have thought an unsuspecting fisherman could make such a great, entirely spontaneous midwife?

Let's just count our blessings that the f-bomb dropping, Bostonian madman fisherman wasn't around. He's still trying to get over that whole Ocean Sunfish business..

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This Collegiate Athlete's First Points Have His Opponent Spinning, and Oh Yeah He Has One-Arm


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Probably Why There is a Sign There


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Saturday, December 26, 2015

Redskins D-Lineman Ricky Jean Francois Is About to Break the Internet With These 'Star Wars' Cleats


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Jean Francois showed off these cleats, which depict Darth Vader and Kylo Ren to the eager eyes of the internet today. Francois plans on hitting the gridiron tonight against the Eagles, sporting these flashy new cleats. Let's just say the force is strong with this one. Lightsabers not yet NFL approved though.

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When You Can't Relate to All That Star Wars Hype


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Hope Your Holiday Travels Were Smooth Sailing


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Bob's Burgers Pays Tribute to Christmas With an Ode to Liquor


Tune in for a knockout performance from Kevin Kline's Calvin Fischoeder. Real talk though: how about those ice skating moves from his brother Felix, who looks graceful as a freaking swan.

Anyone else in the mood for a glass of something strong and distilled now? Take life on the rocks with bourbon, bourbon, oh bourbon, bourbon.

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You Know They Can Climb Up Walls, Right?


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This Woman Has the Biggest Balls in the Room & Lebron's Pissed


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It takes a serious set of stones to openly mock Lebron James for being a crybaby when you're sitting four feet away from the demi-god of a man. An epic moment of awkwardness in every sense of the word.

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BBC News Had a Guest Spaniel Named Daniel on and Now He's Bar-eaking the Internet


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Friday, December 25, 2015

These Babies FAILed At Christmas


Deadpool Has His Own Yule Log, and It's Exactly What You Think It Is


The Walls Have Flesh


Warm Your Heart By Watching a Secret Santa Surprises a School Secretary With a $10,000 Gift For Christmas


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The Empire State Building Unveils its 2015 Holiday Light Show


Complete with a performance by Pentatonix, singing their Grammy-nominated track, Dance of The Sugarplum Fairy.

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Looks Like Someone is Getting a Little Fast and Furious With Their Holiday Spirit


Christmas Time is For Merrily Failing at Pinterest


Merry because you're drunk and probably don't even need these Pinterest projects.

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This Kid Isn't Impressed With Your Christmas Ornament


The Force is Strong With This Family's Christmas Card


It's Hard to Disagree With a Song Title Like 'You're a Mean One Mr. Trump'