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Tuesday, December 22, 2015
When Yo've Got "F*ck Cops" Tattooed On Your Face, You Should Try Real Hard Not to Get Arrested
The brilliant duo were arrested over the weekend for robbing one of their exes on Friday afternoon, Tulsa police reported.
Sonja Moro, 29, and Paul Terry, 26, teamed up and knocked on Moro's ex-boyfriend's door to demand money. After the victim handed over his wallet to Moro, Terry stayed behind to demand more money.
The victim said he didn't have any more money and that's he was calling the police. When police arrived the robbers were long gone, but the victim easily identified his assailants, having dated Moro and was able to give a description because of the distinguishable tattoos on Terry's face.
Next time you want to rob someone you know in real life, wear a ski mask to hide your f*ck cops tattoos.
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This Shirtless-Scientist Casually Rescues a Baby Deer While Collecting Data in a Frack Pond
Christmas Cheer Just Went Out The Window With This 'Home Alone' Is A Prequel To 'Saw' Fan Theory
This might actually work if we can yank today's poorly aged Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) out his chain-smoking tent to star as Jigsaw in "The First Act."
Like the grown-up Culkin looks creepy enough without the proverbial sadistic clown face mask. Grantland writer, Jason Concepcion scrooged our last holiday season over when he drew back the curtains on a truth too dark and twisted for any 90's kid to stomach; Kevin McCallister, the blue-eyed, smirking, havoc-wreaking, kid-wonder with an overdeveloped appetite for lighting burglars on fire matures to become Jigsaw from the "Saw" series.
Perhaps most compelling of Concepcion's unfortunately well grounded theory, is his proposal that Jigsaw's inventions mirror what the young Kevin McCallister imagined as some sort of furnace monster in the original Home Alone. Just an arm's reach away from the furnace sits a clown mask that holds an uncanny resemblance to the Jigsaw mask. Uh, okay then.
Concepcion ended his original post after proposing this theory with a neck hair raising, "case closed."
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This Poor Man Can't Poop in Peace
Apparently this happens every time he goes to the bathroom. It's not cute anymore, Mittens.
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Kim Kardashian Is Launching Her Own Emoji Line
Breaking the internet wasn't enough for her. Check out the latest in an endless procession of narcissistic moves by Kim Kardashian.
The set includes emojis like Kardashian taking a selfie, naked holding her baby bump, and designer jackets.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Tried to Ruin 'Star Wars'
Neil deGrasse Tyson took to Twitter recently to toy with some earthlings, challenge, nitpick, and critique a series of scientific inaccuracies in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens.'
In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, BB-8, a smooth rolling metal spherical ball, would have skidded uncontrollably on sand.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, if you were to suck all of a star's energy into your planet, your planet would vaporize.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, the energy in a Star is enough to destroy ten-thousand planets, not just a few here & there.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
He's done this in the past with other movies like 'Interstellar,' and quite frankly, it's a bit of an unbecoming buzzkill. Tyson doesn't care though, and claims some of the audience will watch sci-fi films for ideas on what to invent for future days.
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Monday, December 21, 2015
Bjorn The Reindeer Secures A Spot On The Naughty List With His Latest Jailbreak
Hide yo kids, hide wives, hide yo husbands, and definitely hide yo grandmas. The only way we could make this very real life story of a reindeer running amok through the tea-soaked streets of a temporarily improper Nottingham, is if Arnold Shwarzznegger reprised his role from Jingle All The Way, to catch the runaway reindeer.
Somebody must've slipped something in Bjorn the reindeer's eggnog Sunday, because he went buckwild.
"I was putting some Christmas cards up in the window and just saw it come charging down the street," local resident Gemma Green told the Nottingham Post. "Then I saw a group of people following it.
"It was quite strange. It's like the scene from Arthur Christmas where Santa loses his reindeer. I thought I was seeing things at first." Maybe she was, but heck if that's a way to spur some Christmas spirit.
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Let These Christmas Web Comics Distract You While Your Family Argues About How to Decorate the Tree
Christmas time is a happy time, but it's also very stressful. Sometimes an argument breaks out amid the relentless holiday cheer. That's when you pull out your phone and stare intently at these comics to avoid all holiday family conflict.
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May The Violin Be With You
Granted, Star Wars enthusiast, violinist extraordinaire Taylor Davis could've put in a bit more effort on the costume; but hot dang if she can play a tune. What's not to love about some intergalactic musical madness?
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Cringe as Steve Harvey Announces That He Crowned the Wrong Winner of the Miss Universe Pageant
Host Steve Harvey accidentally gave the win to the wrong girl at the 2015 Miss Universe pageant. After misreading his cue cards, Harvey initially announced Miss Colombia as the winner, then had to return to the stage and crown the real winner, Miss Philippines. Once the moment was over, he hastily tweeted this response (now deleted), in which he misspelled the name of both countries.
#awkward
That moment when you're crowned #MissUniverse2015 and then you're not. 😂😂😂 So wrong on so many levels. http://pic.twitter.com/VS9MxiImSU
— Andrea Kennedy (@darknlovely131) December 21, 2015
SHOW ME MISS COLOMBIA! http://pic.twitter.com/3o7aw3u4t5
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) December 21, 2015
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Having Trouble With the Holidays? Honest NYC Barbie Feels Your Festive Pain
It's the most wonderful time of the year.. for some people. Buying presents and cleaning up your apartment before your parents come over adds a lot more than usual to the todo list. This Barbie gets it, she's having some holiday issues of her own.
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Sunday, December 20, 2015
These Guys Have Taken a Funny Photo With Santa Every Year Since 2006
One day in 2006 these guys decided it would be funny to take a photo with Santa. This started a tradition and they started dressing up as a theme that fits each year. The best part about this is that it's clearly the same Santa. That's dedication.
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