Tuesday, December 22, 2015

This Poor Man Can't Poop in Peace


Apparently this happens every time he goes to the bathroom. It's not cute anymore, Mittens.

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Tagged: poop , Cats , Video

This Hello Parody Hella Understands Your Fitness Inspiration Problems


We've Got a New Contender For the World's Worst Police Sketch


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Tagged: news , FAIL , sketch , Video , police

Kim Kardashian Is Launching Her Own Emoji Line


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Breaking the internet wasn't enough for her. Check out the latest in an endless procession of narcissistic moves by Kim Kardashian.

The set includes emojis like Kardashian taking a selfie, naked holding her baby bump, and designer jackets.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Tried to Ruin 'Star Wars'


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Neil deGrasse Tyson took to Twitter recently to toy with some earthlings, challenge, nitpick, and critique a series of scientific inaccuracies in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens.'

He's done this in the past with other movies like 'Interstellar,' and quite frankly, it's a bit of an unbecoming buzzkill. Tyson doesn't care though, and claims some of the audience will watch sci-fi films for ideas on what to invent for future days.

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Monday, December 21, 2015

An Atlanta Sports Reporter Recaps an NFL Win With 23 Star Wars Puns, One For Every Point the Falcons Scored


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Bjorn The Reindeer Secures A Spot On The Naughty List With His Latest Jailbreak


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Hide yo kids, hide wives, hide yo husbands, and definitely hide yo grandmas. The only way we could make this very real life story of a reindeer running amok through the tea-soaked streets of a temporarily improper Nottingham, is if Arnold Shwarzznegger reprised his role from Jingle All The Way, to catch the runaway reindeer.

Somebody must've slipped something in Bjorn the reindeer's eggnog Sunday, because he went buckwild.

"I was putting some Christmas cards up in the window and just saw it come charging down the street," local resident Gemma Green told the Nottingham Post. "Then I saw a group of people following it.

"It was quite strange. It's like the scene from Arthur Christmas where Santa loses his reindeer. I thought I was seeing things at first." Maybe she was, but heck if that's a way to spur some Christmas spirit.

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Tagged: crazy , christmas , funny , news , reindeer , UK , santa

Some Christmas Songs Have Another Reason for the Season, and 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' is Definitely One of Them


Let These Christmas Web Comics Distract You While Your Family Argues About How to Decorate the Tree


Christmas time is a happy time, but it's also very stressful. Sometimes an argument breaks out amid the relentless holiday cheer. That's when you pull out your phone and stare intently at these comics to avoid all holiday family conflict.

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This Caller Actually Made C-SPAN All Hot and Steamy (and Then They Disconnected Him)


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Tagged: politics , news , poop , trolling , Video , CSPAN

Ryan Fitzpatrick Photobombed By Nick Mangold


So, it turns out Ryan Fitzpatrick has a laugh on par with the Pillsbury Doughboy. The laugh itself is more of a shock than Nick Mangold's photobomb.

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The Cast of The Force Awakens Performs an Impressive A Cappella Star Wars Medley


May The Violin Be With You


Granted, Star Wars enthusiast, violinist extraordinaire Taylor Davis could've put in a bit more effort on the costume; but hot dang if she can play a tune. What's not to love about some intergalactic musical madness?

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Cringe as Steve Harvey Announces That He Crowned the Wrong Winner of the Miss Universe Pageant


Host Steve Harvey accidentally gave the win to the wrong girl at the 2015 Miss Universe pageant. After misreading his cue cards, Harvey initially announced Miss Colombia as the winner, then had to return to the stage and crown the real winner, Miss Philippines. Once the moment was over, he hastily tweeted this response (now deleted), in which he misspelled the name of both countries. 

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#awkward





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After This Kickboxer Gets KO'd, He Just Gets Up and Tries to Leave the Ring?


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When Your Adorable Little Girl Confuses You With Darth Vader, You Know She's Gonna Grow Up On the Dark Side


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Having Trouble With the Holidays? Honest NYC Barbie Feels Your Festive Pain


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It's the most wonderful time of the year.. for some people. Buying presents and cleaning up your apartment before your parents come over adds a lot more than usual to the todo list. This Barbie gets it, she's having some holiday issues of her own.

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These Earthquake-Proof Beds are Basically Survival Coffins and if That's Enough to Make You Panic, Don't Watch This Animation


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Molten Aluminium and Water Polymer Beads Make Some Fun and Interesting Art


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Tagged: art , water , science , aluminum , Video , win

When You're Old Enough to Make This Well, You Won't Want it Anymore


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Sunday, December 20, 2015

These Guys Have Taken a Funny Photo With Santa Every Year Since 2006


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One day in 2006 these guys decided it would be funny to take a photo with Santa. This started a tradition and they started dressing up as a theme that fits each year. The best part about this is that it's clearly the same Santa. That's dedication.

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Tagged: christmas , list , santa , funny

The Cast of The Force Awakens Performs an Impressive A Capella Star Wars Medley


This Physical Therapist Gets Crafty With Casts and Adds the Cool Factor To Recovery


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They Can Box, But Can Kangaroos Bounce on a Trampoline?


Nope.

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These People Thought They Were Going to Hit a Piñata, but Instead They Got to Use the Force


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Billy Eichner Asks Sarah Jessica Parker "Santa's Reindeer or Sex App?"


The Force Awakens' Poe Dameron, Oscar Isaac, Gorgeously Covers the Star Wars Theme on Guitar


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Tagged: Music , star wars , Video

This 2015 Pop Hits Parody Video Should Be the Death of Silicon Valley Start Up Culture


World's Most Evil Professor Cleverly Trolls His Students With a "Final Exam Answer Key"


Sorry students, he's never going to give those up.

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Tagged: school , rickroll , Video

Ordering Food Online Has Never Been Better


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