Thursday, August 13, 2015

This Drunk Dude is Going to Have a Long Escalator Ride


"Dude, this thing is taking forever!"

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Fook Off, Mum!


Fook Off, Mum!

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Bluegrass Group Plays Epic Cover of 'Nothing Else Matters'


Watch as a Specifically-Shaped Weather Maps Turns This News Crew Into 6th Graders


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Tagged: news , FAIL , weather , live tv , Maps , Video , penis

A Glitch in the Matrix


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The Thing That Broke Bear Grylls: Mouse Gently Stewed in a Hearty Broth of Michelle Rodriguez's Piss


Is Your Home Baby-Proof?


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Do You Want to Super Size that Burn?


Do You Want to Super Size that Burn?

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Favorite Class


Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Drunk Emailing Your Teacher


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Scare Tactic of the Day: Funny or Die Shows What REALLY Happens at Planned Parenthood




Planned Parenthood has had it tough lately. First, some undercover films were released showing some alleged back door selling of fetal tissue, then calling for defunding the organization became a political necessity for candidates seeking the GOP presidential nomination.



The videos, which many see as aggressively edited, were captured by an undercover sting operation by the Center for Medical Progress. They swiftly led to Republicans in the Senate bringing a vote to defund the organization Aug. 3. It failed to pass.

Then, in the crowded, 17-person GOP primary field, the topic of defunding Planned Parenthood in wake of the tapes became something of a bingo free space in currying support from pro-life voters. Candidate Gov. Bobby Jindal even went so far as to approve an executive order to withdraw from the state's contract in funding Louisiana's two Planned Parenthood clinics.

Well, things are about to get even worse with this video, which showcased the true experience had by millions of women who reach out for the provider for help and guidance with reproductive health.

Scathing is one word for it.

Maybe now, the assistance that Planned Parenthood gives can be rightly scrutinized.

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This Just Needs 'I Believe I Can Fly' in the Background to Complete This


If Her Lips Are Moving, I'm Leaving


If Her Lips Are Moving, I'm Leaving

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Sighted People Attempt to Explain Intangible Concepts to a Blind Man


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In The Produce Section Faceplants Are Always Ripe


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In The Produce SectionAre Always Faceplants Ripe


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Watch As An Eagle Takes Down a Drone And Reclaims The Skies For Itself


Finally a "Prank" Where Men Prove That Douchebags Can Pick-Up Women!


Don't worry it's a parody. Here's the jokesters' admittence and video extra showing the girls were in on the joke.

With these they're in on the joke and I don't feel like I've deceived them. Besides, no one ducking cares and it's still funny lol.

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How to Stop (Some) Arguments


How to Stop (Some) Arguments

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Watch as This Goalie Scores an Amazing Backheel Goal in a Soccer Match


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Meet Lexi, the 19-Year-Old "Protector" of Cops


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Lexi Kozhevsky, a 19-year-old nursing student from St. Louis University, stood in front of cops on Monday night, claiming that she would rather be harmed rather than any harm befall the cops.

She also enjoys:

- Protecting Shell's oil rigs from protesters
- Protecting bankers while they foreclose on people's homes
- Defending EA with multiple shill accounts on Reddit
- Fall Out Boy

She's the hero nobody needs.

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The Duggar Story


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Tagged: dr dre , kids , puns , dad , mom , children

Lady Liber-D


Tuesday, August 11, 2015

This Shop Celebrates Their 10,000th Shoplifter With Cake and Champagne!


A Tiny Hamster Had a Really Big Day at Disney World


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Grab a Coffee and Donut and Enjoy the Best Cops and Robbers FAILs


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Tagged: cops , FAIL , compilation , Video , police

9 Text Posts That Perfectly Sum Up Deadpool


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Here's nine texts and comment submissions that really let you get to know Deadpool, in a nutshell.

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This Beautiful Drone Footage Shows a 10-Foot Shark Swimming By Unknowing Surfers


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This Cat Makes It Very Clear That He Does NOT Want a Bath


This Fish Just Proved That Even if You Live in the Ocean, the Thirst Can Be Real


Next time you try to relax with some fish, wear more clothes. That could have ended up way worse. 

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Tagged: naked , nipples , FAIL , bite , fish , Video