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Thursday, August 6, 2015
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
You Won't Believe What This Guy Thinks is in Starbucks Coffee
I know that sounds like a clickbait headline, but this guy believes Starbucks uses the ol' "man milk" in their lattes, and he seems generally okay with it (not that he drinks it, of course). According to Pastor Manning, spunk is another kind of milk, because, much like regular milk comes from mammary glands, dude juice comes from the "testicle gland" and is just another body fluid. Starbucks, apparently, has figured out that people like the taste, and added it to their milk blend.
God I hope this is a parody.
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Watch This Little Boy Fill With Pure Joy After Receiving Hugs
Six Before and After Pictures That Show Why You Should Adopt a Shelter Dog
These dejected looking pups were waiting to be adopted at the humane shelter and were lucky enough to find loving homes. The happy looks on their after photos are just one of many reasons to adopt a shelter dog.
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Guy Becomes the Admin of a Confederate Facebook Group and Pulls Off Greatest Trolling of All Time
One Internet legend shared his amazing story of how he joined a white pride Facebook group, gained admin power, and eventually changed the name to 'LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama.' It sounds like a hack, but it's actually a lot easier than you would ever imagine.
The first step of the troll begins with befriending a large amount of racist Facebook "friends," which is actually quite simple, according to Virgil Texas (our protagonist in this story).
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Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Cristiano Ronaldo Dons a Disguise to Do Soccer Tricks for Change
If a world famous futbol player puts on a fat suit and wig, will people still recognize his talent?
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Lenny Kravitz's Schlong Jumped Out on Stage to Join Him
First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.
Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.
"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.
A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.
This is truly a monumental day in willy history.
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This Tank Driver Needs To Work on His Ace Ventura Parking Skills
This Dog Will Do Anything For a Bite of That Food
Jessica Alba's Sunscreen Line is Getting Burned by The Internet
Customers of Jessica Alba's eco-friendly "The Honest Company" are claiming the company's SPF 30 sunscreen is less than effective, and they're (literally) turning red.
Over 58 percent of the sunscreen's reviews on Amazon are one star, and many people are leaving photos of their burns.
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What Happens When Adults Get Hold of a Coloring Book?
Monday, August 3, 2015
Chris Pratt Asks For A New Cover Photo and the Internet Delivers
To prove he has some of the greatest fans on the planet, Chris Pratt challenged his Facebook followers to Photoshop like they've never Photoshopped before. The results were nothing short of amazing.
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A Demon in the Form of a Giant Inflatable Minion Rained Terror Upon Ireland
Innocent civilians in Dublin were subjected to an act of pure evil today when a 30-40 foot tall inflatable Minion loosed itself from restraints and flew across a road. Thankfully, no one was injured, though one vehicle did lose a side mirror. Check out the horrible beast in action below:
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