Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Florida Meth Heads Don't Need Public Transportation, They'll Just Jump on Your Car Instead


Gotta Give Some Credit for at Least Trying With This Photoshop


A Baking Soda Bomb Hurts "Hecka Bad" When This Kid Doesn't Throw it in Time


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Tagged: ouch , whoops , boom , science , Video

Luckily She Isn't the One Determining Everybody's Rights


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Tagged: lgbtq , what , burn , politics , failbook

If Only "Mom" Was the First Thing We Thought Of...


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Requiem for a Dream, maybe Human Centipede, but definitely not "Mom." Whoops!

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You Had the Softball of All Pickup Lines!


The Real Horror is Paying Money for This Piece


The Jewels Need Protection First


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Even Your Car's GPS Hates Florida


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Tagged: gps , cars , florida , Video

The Entirety of "Bohemian Rhapsody" Done With Vines!


Some Drug Smugglers Aren't Even Trying Any More


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Customs agents at JFK international airport found themselves looking at this scene during a physical search after Jamaican resident Romario Lewis acted fishy. Sticking drugs (in this case $19,000 in coke) where the sun doesn't shine just isn't in vogue these days, apparently. 

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Complete With Power Steering and Automatic Crying!


Still Makes More Sense Than Most Standardized Tests


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Today, on "Skin-Colored Leggings or Just Not Wearing Pants?"


Monday, May 4, 2015

Witness the Beautiful Destruction of a Crashing LEGO Star Destroyer in Slow Motion


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This Dude Has Wizard-Like Powers, but Only for Throwing Things Over His Shoulder


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We're Going to Need a Little Backup Here


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Just Wanted To Make Sure You Were Comfortable


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The next morning:

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Big Dudes and Thin Ice, Never a Good Combo


Wait for it...

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Portland's Most Lovable Weirdo Celebrates May the 4th With His Bagpipes


Did you really think the Unipiper was going to miss out on the chance to celebrate Star Wars Day?

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This Tiny Kid Could be the Return of Bruce Lee


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Sweet GoPro Camera!


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Tagged: GoPro , DIY , selfie , failbook

Iron Panda, Suit Up and Move Out!


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This giant panda statue is supposedly in China somewhere, though we can't seem to dig up much more information than that.

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Tagged: panda , China , statue , nerdgasm , g rated , win

A Shirtless Rabble-Rouser Got Caught in a Basketball Hoop, and it Took a Team of Cops to Get Him Down


From what we can tell, the hoop monster in question was a part of Seattle's May Day protests. Or at the very least, he was using the day as a chance to go all Monstars on the hoop. The Seattle Police Department had a good sense of humor about it at least:

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Blue Eyes White Thief, in Attack Mode!


A Parkour Expert Totally Demolishes the UK Ninja Warrior Opening Trial


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If You Want to Look Like the Hulk, Learn From This Guy and Don't Inject Your Body With Oil


That Should Freak Out the Kids Just Fine


This Goofball is Determined to Get in the Way of News Reports of a Police Standoff in Seattle


Personally I Think the One Guy is Going to Beat Up the Other Guy


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