Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Fail of the Day: Teen Fired From New Job After Tweeting That She Didn’t Want To Go




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A teenage girl with the Twitter handle “@Cellla_” did not want to go to work at her new job at Jet’s Pizza in Mansfield, Texas last week, so she Tweeted about it.


And now she doesn’t have to go, because she was fired.


Her would-be boss, Robert Waple, saw the tweet (thanks to one his employees), and he let her know himself that she didn’t have to bother showing up.










It seems like Robert is done with Twitter for while after this 15 seconds of fame. He hadn’t used his account since 2009, and he has since deleted all the tweets related to her firing.






“Made my point today,” he wrote. “I’ll check in again in 6 years.”


And Cella is seeing a lot of mixed reactions on her Twitter account now as the story spreads, but she just finds the whole thing so LOL.




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Tagged: twitter , fired , whoops , pizza , work , failbook



The World of Booze




what booze is your part of the world famous for?


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Tagged: world , booze , funny , after 12



Perfect for Those Cold Mornings




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What Time is It?




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You'll Need a Diaper Change Eventually Too!




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Tagged: twitter , baby , wisdom , crey , failbook , g rated



Thanks Dad, Now I Can't Un-Hear That

Irish History Retold by Kelis

How to Have The Best Valentine's Day Ever

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

That's One Way to Bring the Ladies In




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Don't Quit Your Dayjob

Totally Looks Like: Grammy Edition




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Twitter users scouted out the best lookalikes from this year's ceremony. (h/t UPROXX)




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Can't Reverse Your Vehicle? We Have a Solution for That.








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Dad, Listen to Your Kid




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Tagged: beer , kids , note , parenting , fridge , fruit , g rated



Prepare Yourself for Valentine's Day

The Spouse That Wouldn't Die

Just in Time For Valentine's Day




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The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.




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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:







Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.




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What if That "Shake it Off" Cop Captured All That Incredible Dash Cam Footage From Russia?

Your Toes Will Never be the Same




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The Student Has Become the Master!




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Come for the Sweet Guitar Jams, Stay for the Best Guitar Face Ever








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Tagged: guitar , Music , Video , g rated , win



Meltdown of the Day: McDonald’s Employee Goes on Rampage in Minnesota








This guy is definitely not "lovin' it."



A McDonald's employee in St. Paul, Minnnesota went on a rampage this past weekend, and the whole thing was captured on video by one of the customers.



He storms back and forth knocking down everything in sight, leaving quite a mess while everyone else in the store watches.



The scene is a bit like the kid who tore through a dollar store last year, but with a lot more screaming and profanity.



He had just been fired, according to the uploader, which triggered the McMeltdown.



This isn't exactly the McDonald's experience depicted in their new "Pay With Lovin'" campaign.




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Tagged: rage , fired , work , fast food , Video



Where Were You During Measlebola-Gate 2015?




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Rally Drive Ken Block Makes This Factory His Playground








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Tagged: cars , rally , BAMF , whee , Video , g rated , win



Gary is Very, VERY Upset About Snow on His Property. Let's Watch!








Warning: Language in this video. And sweet, delicious rage.




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Old People Watch VR Pr0n for the First Time, and Their Reactions Are... Interesting








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Tagged: porn , Video , vr porn , dating



Where There is Injustice in the Snow, This Cop is Here




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Tagged: cops , snow , winter , failbook



Here's What it Looks Like to Skydive in Formation








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Tagged: skydiving , GoPro , whee , Video , g rated , win



Sometimes Snakeskin Just Isn't Enough