Tuesday, February 10, 2015

The Contents Wake You Up, the Bell Wakes Up Everyone Else




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Beware the Phrase "Open Bar"




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Most Awkward Yearbook Signing Ever




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Disregard Family Opinions, Acquire Sweet Careers




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They Can Take This Turn, Right? NOPE.

Stephen Curry is One of the Biggest Players in the NBA, so Let's Watch Him Lose a Three-Point Contest to a 10-Year-Old Girl

Up Your Catfishing Game




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Monday, February 9, 2015

Fits Like a Glove!

"Melanie's Marvelous Measles" is a Real Book That Exists




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According to the book's description on Amazon, author Stephanie Messenger "has devoted her life to educating people about vaccines and natural health choices."



Natural meaning anti-vax, of course. From the book's back cover


Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits of having measles and how you can heal from them naturally and successfully. Often today, we are being bombarded with messages from vested interests to fear all diseases in order for someone to sell some potion or vaccine, when, in fact, history shows that in industrialized countries, these diseases are benign and, according to natural health sources, beneficial to the body.



Having raised three children vaccine free and childhood disease free, I have experienced many times when my children's vaccinated peers succumb to the childhood diseases they were vaccinated against. Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness. Something which is just not possible when they didn't have the diseases at all.

The internet isn't taking this one lying down, of course; the Amazon reviews include requests for a Braille version for a child blinded by measles and a glowing review from someone who claims to "specialize in itty bitty coffins". Leave your own review and, more importantly, VACCINATE YOUR KIDS.



(h/t Cynical-C)


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People Are Awesome, and They Have the Talents to Prove it

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The Alphabet Has Never Been So Metal








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Their Customers Didn't Know This Already?

Give This Boss Some Credit for Honesty




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This Fight is About to Get a Lot More Interesting

The Tiniest, Cutest Train Accident




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Back to Being a Race Car Driver in My Dreams!

In the Game of Mousetrap Jenga, You Win or You OUCH

I Should Wear This Shirt For the Entirety of My Twenties

This Reporter Knows How to Handle a Videobomber

An Adorable Nick Name

All Aboard the Train!




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Making the Most of Your Snow

This Reporter Knows How to Handle a Videobomber

How to Cover Up Mistakes When You Work at a Bakery

I've Said That Before




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They Don't Even Try These Days




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Knife-Chucks: Totally Impractical and Very Awesome

Aren't Borders Weird?