When a customer returns a bag of ice because "It is all frozen together".

I think she broke her back

Painted over Robin Hood.

This should be common sense, but apparently it's not

Good night!

So yesterday was my birthday and a bff gave me this...

You had one job, Gallbladder!

The only show that has truly retained it quality

These Gorgeous Underwater Photos Will Take Your Breath Away.

Why I like Leo

Gotcha

Seen a pic of Angela Merkel and Matteo Renzi laughing that reminded me of something

When I am fat and lazy but my jam comes on

The thing about smart motherf**kers

I am proud of my scars

Looking For Two-Person Costume Idea?

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So I Have This Oddly Shaped Closet...

She was just fat

This is what my crush told me during a party

I be like "Really thats how you feel"

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven

You Heard it Here First: Men Are Terrified of Short-Haired Women

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Traffic in LA

Admittedly I like the view but...

Amphitheater of memes

Proud to be an engineer!

When you thought you were having a bad day.

Old People and Children Should Drink Rainier Beer

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This is my friends Halloween costume

Square bubbles, anyone?