Sweet!

Am I dead?

This? Oh it's just a bread cone filled with mac n' cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.

Walmart Logic

The only thing better than fries: twister fries

When Obama says "They don't call Moscow" when there's trouble in the world.

Found this treasure at my local Mall

Guns n' Roses fans will know

So this is how a real pizza looks like. Naples, Italy

Response from NASA

Oh maaan needles...

Me when friends try to make me to dance with them at a club

American Dad facebook page uploaded this

I'm considering taking some other lessons when I'm done.

Pick 1...

Witchcraft!

Too soon, SouthPark? Nope.

When my girlfriend says she's ready

It's true

After watching some episodes of 3rd rock from the sun

In response America responding to ISIS threatening Canada

My friend is throwing an Oreo party. Here's the menu

When them hands meet tho'

The 'New Normal' American Dream

"Because physics"

Only in 'Straya

When I have an important decision to make

Phone ads are getting really mean...

The Internet Stranger

Illuminati everywhere