Thursday, August 21, 2014

I live 80km away from the sea. I found my cat playing with...this. What. the. fock.

Maybe the one you can't put on television?

The Diplomatic Approach?




The Diplomatic Approach?


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Tagged: kids , letters , note , parenting , g rated



My problem as a 20yo, 173cm tall and 50kg boy

When there is a girl here

Wife left me home alone for 2 days and this is what she left me... I am 33

Yes... There's a sloth in our money.

Never Again Let Whiskey Get You Down




Never Again Let Whiskey Get You Down


Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as 'nutritional healthy liquor', according to China News Agency.



Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label.



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Tagged: viagra , news , wtf , China , no no tubes , funny , dating



This Bike Accident is a Physics Miracle. Stick the Landing!

I cry after sex...

Ass dispenser

All Siberian are very lovable.

Let us laugh at the manatee!

Meanwhile in Texas...

Busses Can Be Confusing

He should have his beard removed

It's time to find a new roommate. F**k this a**hole

Bathroom Wisdom for Your Dance Floor Problems




Bathroom Wisdom for Your Dance Floor Problems


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How does he feed the fish?

Girls be like...

Silly woman

I'm average, I guess she dreams bigger

Maybe its time to stop playing.

What happened to this genius idea?

Here Are 10 of the Absolute Dumbest 911 Calls








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What is the Pope eating?

This is out of control...

About the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge...

He said it pretty nonchalantly. I guess it's that straightforwardness in Chinese culture my mom keeps telling me about.

It Is Neither Broken or Unbroken