My professor's reaction when he hears a phone go off while he is lecturing.

Oh Hi...

What the f**k else do I do with Pringles?

How I always feel at Chipotle

Can't Be Too Careful

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Tagged: warning , parenting , kiddie pool

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My girlfriend's reaction when I pretend I'm just about to tickle her

Why is it wrong to breastfeed a 13 yr old?

Always remember...

Faith in humanity restored.

Kick it and see what happens

Race Talk Gets Way too Real on Twitter

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Tagged: twitter , thats-racist , burn

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A New Hero

Everyday at work

In Europe we have this very effective anti texting and driving device

This elephant laughs at your rules

The Economy Hits Everybody Hard

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Best costume I had ever seen.

Pick one. They need a home.

Never Truer Words

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Tagged: wtf , truck , married , funny

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I could spend hours at the Gas Station

This man is a professional.

Almost drank it before turning on the lights...

Beautiful Leeloo. You no trouble. Me... Fifth element... supreme being... me protect you.

When my German friends try to write English on Facebook

It Scares Me Too, Kid

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When my German friends try to write English on Facebook

I hate people who change lanes without signalling.

Nope...

Sorry girls...

Wow, can I squeeze it? "Sure"