It's a cheesy pick up line and it worked and it worked

Your eyes can hear her accent

To the wasp I thought I electrified to death, who spent 5 hours crawling towards my leg to sting me

My fear of the ocean validated by one picture.

It's What Jesus Would Have Wanted

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Tagged: drugs , marijuana , bible , failbook

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Priorities

Pac-Man graffiti.

This helps guys by quickly moving on to the next girl, and getting closer to "the one".

Smooth as hell.

Why I love Psych

I'd Advise Keeping Hammers Away from Your Crotch, Especially if Those Hammer-Wielders Are Blindfolded

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Tagged: dude parts , Video , stunt , win

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Uno Is Really Fun Though

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Tagged: sexy times , funny , games , uno , dating

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After see the giant sinkhole in Siberia

Oh, crap

"Abstract" art claymation I made back in college - caught in the endless loop of memory

Blue Butterflies in the Amazon Rain Forest, Brazil

It's about 40ºC (>100ºF) in Germany...

Mother of god

Classic: Janice Really Needs to Listen to This Poor Kid

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Tagged: amusement park , classic , Video , fail nation

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This dude is probably the saddest dude in all Pokemon history

That look of being content

So satisfying...

I love being her Dad.

On this day, 45 years ago, the greatest picture ever was taken.

My Hero.

When I walk into my grandmother's house as a 25 year old man, she says, "well aren't you a cute little gentleman!"

Scout has an 87yo owner who can't play with him. So everyday he brings his stick half a mile down a road to play fetch

Such great actors..

When my religious friend argues my scientific point of view by "you can't just believe everything you read, you know"

And there's a good chance you'll never be the oldest