As promised, how to make fried icecream.

When I need to take the limit as x→0 of sin(1/x)

Sorry, but...

Come on Barbie, let's go party

S**t, I messed up!

Game of Phones

It works. They specifically hate B12

Attempting to give a f**k

Stereotypes

A more appropriate name.

Annnnd he'ss outttaaa hereee

OMG I want him so bad

Anyone recognize this?

A day in the arctic summer when the sun doesn't set

As someone who once had braces, I got this a lot

Looks like some habits die hard.

Dog vs. water bottle

This has saved me on many occasions

The Archermobile

Omnomnom

He had one chance

Gonna try this one day

What I think I look like while I'm asleep...

#Phelfie

Stahp Holly!

I can not wait for this!

Trying my darndest to fit in with all the guys at wife's family reunion.

Don't mess with me, Spoon!

When my best (married) friend says, "I loved being single, but sometimes I got lonely. I don't know how you do it"

Barney and Scooter kissing in a tree