Friday, April 30, 2021

Mother-Of-The-Bride Wears White Dress, Maid Of Honor Asks Her To Change


It is not your day, mom. One of the maid of honor's many responsibilities is to ensure that the bridezilla antics are kept to a pleasant minimum. That most definitely includes mom showing up with a white dress, which is exactly what you're not supposed to do on the big wedding day. Never take that shine away from the bride on her big day. 

Famous Superhero Memes (That Are Even Dumber In Context)


About half of us were first exposed to now-famous superhero comics via out-of-context comic panels used as internet memes, but we looked up the original issues and those memes are actually UNDERSELLING the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original stories. Stories like the Joker's erotic fixation, Captain America's public "wanking," and the time Batman got slap-happy with his little buddy. 

World Chess Champion Displays Mind Blowing Memory


It must be hard to have that kind of memory. Like, just picturing the fact that you're plagued by an existence where you remember every fine and otherwise irrelevant detail in life. But alas, it's clearly helping out Magnus Carlsen. Dude was ready to answer the questions before the interviewer even had a chance to finish setting up the board. 

Flashback Fail: Man's Dog Cases Deer, Hilarity Ensues


This is one of those videos that's just timelessly entertaining. The amount of anger, frustration, hopeless despair present in this dog owner's face is nothing short of a work of art. 

Karen Expects Kid To Be Able To Steal Toys, Reality Check Ensues


We're not sure what was going through this Karen's head. To have the nerve to literally expect your kid to be able to just steal another kid's toys, just because, escapes all rhyme and reason. It sounds like the dude on the other end of this put her in her place, and it wasn't the first time -- nor will it be the last time. Some folks are hurting for the reality check more than others. 

TikToker Finds Haunted Doll In The Woods, Things Escalate Quickly


TikToker @timmysayshi had a video involving a mysterious, straight up ominous doll that was discovered in the middle of the woods, go viral . If you actually find a creepy doll out in the middle of nowhere, it's probably best to completely steer clear of that sinister object. The fact that this dude allegedly ended up having a receipt come back with the infamous "666" after crossing paths with the doll makes this little story all the creepier. 

Parking Lot Bully Snipes Driver's Parking Space, Petty Revenge Ensues


Parking lots inspire all kinds of acts of petty revenge. People seem innately predisposed towards getting impatient and flat out rude behind the wheel. This can manifest in folks cutting each other off and taking parking spots that were clearly not their spots to begin with. Well, when this parking lot bully decided to act a fool they didn't anticipate the driver that they messed with responding in kind with a solid, deserved petty revenge. Check out another glorious petty revenge with this Costco parking lot standoff that ended in a petty revenge

Tumblr Post: Starbucks Barista Encounters Real Life Mad Hatter


Honestly, it's an endearing and strange tale like the one we have here that might inspire other people out there to go about committing acts of random, incomprehensible kindness just to snap someone out of their otherwise conditioned, automated routine way of life. I want to know more about what was going through mystical pen dude's brain when he arrived at the Starbucks to clearly drop off his portkey to another dimension. 

Smooth Scotsman Turns Wrong Number Into Job Interview


The guys used some silken words to get that coveted interview spot right from under Annette's nose. Some wouldn't take the risk to get so informal with a potential employer, but it ended up working out here. You've gotta feel bad for Annette, wherever she is. For some less fortuitous job foibles, here are hiring managers sharing signs someone lied on their resume.

Teacher Uses Gummy Bears To Retaliate Against The System


Let this be a lesson to all of us that the power of gummy bears should absolutely never be underestimated. Gummy bears can motivate someone to dig deeper than they otherwise would never will themselves to go. Good for the teacher for using something that they already had to improve a situation from the unwanted place that it otherwise was stuck in. 

Technically Accurate Moments That Are Clever and Stupid


Yeah, we want to live our lives being as factually accurate as possible but sometimes that gets boring. It's far more rewarding to make up some stupid technically accurate moments because let's face it, being right is just about as good as being not incorrect. Sure, you might lose a few exam points by thinking this way, but no one can tell you that you aren't technically correct.

Tattoo Artist Charges For 35 Minutes Spent In The Bathroom


By all means, if you're working for a soulless corporation that doesn't even know or care if you spend half your working hours on the toilet, clock in and drop your troubles into the thunder bucket. But charging single tattoo client 70 bucks for you to take a dump? That's getting absurd. Usually it's the tattoo artists themselves who have to deal with totally feral Karens or deal with people's horrible tattoo choices, but this one seems sort of out-of-line. Why not just reschedule if you can't keep it together? Why not discount the lost time?

Ignorant Boss Cuts Chef's Overtime, Ends Up Having To Pay Anyways


The thing about having someone work for you is that you have to pay them. If you're not upholding that simple part of the whole situation, then you might as well gear on up for chaos to break out. Or, in this case, some sweet malicious compliance. We do love seeing a dumb boss who ends up getting their rightful comeuppance. 

Things Regular People Overheard Rich People Say


There are a few crucial points when regular folks get access to the conversations of the obscenely wealthy. People like chauffeurs, golf caddies and caterers get to enjoy the wild, out-of-touch and interesting things these people have to say. It's a complete shock to see someone do something like spend 30 thousand dollars on flowers, which is why tales like these absurdly expensive things people witnessed and cases of out-of-touch wealthy people are as frustrating as they are a circus-like spectacle.

Friend Goes Petty Revenge Mode On Gossiping Girlfriend


Some friends go to more extreme lengths than others when it comes to defending people's honor. In this case, you've just got to love the nature of this petty revenge. The intentions were nothing short of pure, but the result ended up being a hilarious mess. For another revenge tale check out this story about a roommate who refused to pay rent and then got schooled in court. 

Tumblr Gems To Lighten The Burden of Boredom


Maybe you've been staring at spreadsheets all day or maybe you've been looking at horrible, ugly customers. It feels like a lot of life is searching for something better to look at. Hilarious and random tumblr gems fill that void like a boredom-shaped cork, now open wide cause here comes the airplane. It's funny and shiny tumblr gems.

Quick Twitter Thread Honors Absolutely Adorable Dog


Some dogs are more painfully adorable than others. In this case, this dog is nothing short of strikingly adorable. Like, it's looking just like that rug. And then, things only get better once you realize that the infamous @WeRateDogs Twitter account also has a similar account called @WeRateRugs. 

Old People Trying Their Best On Social Media


It would be admittedly hard to learn a totally new user interface after the age of 50. But that doesn't stop old people from wrangling with social media, posting their passwords, printing out poorly cropped Instagram posts and responding to cake recipes as if they were a neighbor. Can we really blame a group of people who already had adult children before they ever heard of AOL? From the wholesome to the absurd, here are old people on social media doing their best.

AskReddit Thread: Stories Of People's Worst Roommates


You've got to be as careful as you can when it comes to who you end up rooming with. Some people can put on a carefully practiced demeanor that makes them seem polite enough, but that can give way to a true monster underneath. The last thing you want to find yourself dealing with is living in close proximity to someone who you'd just as well love to never cross paths with out in the real world. Hopefully these people's stories of their worst roommates don't ring any bells for experiences of your own with roommates. 

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Karen Manager Orders Employee to Print a Video File, Gets Fired


You don't need to know much about computers to understand that being asked to print a video file is a stupid endeavor, but this manager wasn't having it. Apparently this was the last thing on top of a pile of other complaints that led to her professional demise. Sometimes managers really don't know whats up, leading to stories like this employee who robbed a museum to prove a point. Here's one about an Aunt Karen who offered exposure for art payment and her scam fell apart.

Guys Try To Move Pottery, Lose Battle


After what seems like an eternity of trying to get this giant pot onto the back of a little flatbed, and succeeding for a second, the forces of gravity weren't going to let these guys enjoy their pot-hauling victory. What can you do? Well, other than getting the camera person to help.

Ryan Gosling Can't Handle Greg Davies' Insane Story


Few things are quite as enjoyable as watching someone get caught up in a cycle of helpless hysterical laughter. Every time you see Ryan Gosling go to recompose himself, he dissolves yet again into a puddle of laughter. What a story that Greg Davies told, at that. 

Pilot Shows Off Superhuman Skills In F/A-18 Carrier Break And Landing


Man, you've got to be fully present and tuned in to pull off a wild stunt like the one we have here from this pilot. Dude's got some mad skills. 

Entitled Karen Thinks Army Cadet Works At McDonald's


You just never know if you're about to cross paths with a ferociously entitled, plain old belligerent Karen who is determined to enact chaos and misery upon someone else's existence. In this case, we have no idea what must've been going through this entitled Karen's brain. It's almost like some of these people only get angrier when they're rightfully corrected on their prior brain fart. Sounds like this Karen absolutely got put in her place. For some more ridiculous Karen drama check out this story about a Karen who took her sweet time in a handicap space, and then proceeded to get blocked in

Weird Garbage People Tried Selling On The Internet


People come and go, but our crap persists. With that, people try selling some weird junk online. You never know what someone might find in their attic or make in their backyard and try to spin into a collectable. From horrible furby-based art projects to literal piles of trash, people get clever and try to sell ridiculous junk online.

Mistaken Bozos Who Didn't Get The Joke


Remember, if someone says something confusing, incomprehensible, or absurdly dumb but also has dozens or hundreds of people responding positively to it, that's probably a joke. Some of us have a compulsion to state the obvious or even call other people stupid when they aggressively miss the joke, and that only serves to plunge them further into their hole of lameness. Just give it an extra second of thought or risk sliding into the ranks of mistaken people who missed the joke by miles.

Man Improves Company Efficiency, Management Disbands It, Business Takes A Hit


Every now and again you come across a company that clearly doesn't deserve the employee that they have under their belt. This is a clear, glaring, painfully obvious example of such a situation. Let's just say that the company in question certainly doesn't seem to enjoy the aftermath that they very well brought on themselves. 

Highly Unadvisable Life Pro Tips


There's nothing like some life pro tips that are entirely devoid of ethics, and could basically be seen as some immoral real life cheat codes. Of course, most of these are completely nonsensical and should not/could not actually be practiced in the real world as we know it. With that being said, they're definitely entertaining. If this got you going, check out some more bad life pro tips that won't help at all, over here.

Seemingly Harmless Things That Are Surprisingly Dangerous


Not every hazard in life is going to have a creepy signto accompany it. Some really common things like sitting a certain way or picking flowers can have hidden dangers. It's hard not to get a little anxious after reading about the surprisingly dangerous things in everyday life, but at least it's better than not knowing the dangers of ignoring your dryer lint.

Man Continually Violates HOA Rules, Asks If He's In The Wrong


We're no strangers to rather gnarly stories about the HOA making people's lives miserable. It sounds like by the nature of its very existence, the HOA just gets all up in people's business, and harasses them to no end. In this guy's case, he just wasn't having it. Naturally, the HOA didn't take too kindly to that attitude. For some more drama from the world of HOA madness, check out this story about an HOA member getting a neighbor's car towed, and then the favor that was returned

Employee on Last Day Leaves In Middle of Transaction


The last few days at a job can be a cornucopia of not giving a heck. And when it comes to staying late on your last day, only the rapidly decaying, invisible bonds of convention are what keep people from just going screw this I'm out. After dealing with enough ridiculous customer demands it sure has got to feel good to just leave in the middle of a customer interaction.

Entitled Folks And Their Never-Ending Demands


Is it really doing anyone a favor to be angry that a store is closed at closing time, or that someone charged you full price for an item? These entitled folks sure seem to think so. While most people have a good idea of what fair and decent behavior is, there will always be an entitled few with unreasonable demands and delusions of bullying other people into giving them free stuff.

Egotistical Dude Underestimates Milk Gallon Challenge, Pays The Price


You very well might've heard of someone or another trying to tackle the infamous milk gallon challenge. It's a challenge that invites the most inflated of egos to push their bodies quite literally past their limits. It sounds like this dude vastly underestimated the kind of toll that the milk challenge would take on his body, and ended up paying the price dearly. 

Twitter Thread: Real World Implications Of The Avengers


Naturally, the Marvel movies portray all those iconic superheroes in such a way that there can oftentimes be a skimming over of the finer details, finer details that look like a whole lot of busted mailboxes and cars. If you have someone like Thanos roll into town to square off against the Avengers, you can pretty much count on your local grocery store being uprooted from the literal face of the earth. Also, probably every other store. 

Woman Refuses To Cover Pregnant Coworker's Workload, Gets Called Out


Oh boy, buckle on up for some more fun drama between coworkers. This time around, we've got a woman dealing with being called out by her pregnant coworker because she refused to pick up her extra work when she was on maternity leave. It seems totally reasonable that she didn't want to deal with the extra work, and especially when you factor in the fact that the lady had an assistant who could deal with the work while she was out. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community were in agreement that her decision to not cover the extra work was in fact totally understandable. 

Funniest Ways People Failed At Everyday Tasks


We're all prone to moments of utter failure where we're left feeling just about as clueless as the very moment we came into this strange and disorienting world. It's good to be humbled by our own dumbness every now and again though. Keeps the fragile ego in check. Maybe these people's own hilarious moments where they failed at everyday tasks will serve to make you feel a bit better about your own blunders that still haunt you at night when you're just trying to catch a restful night's sleep. 

Man Makes Popcorn Blaster To Feed His Poultry


Just in case there's anyone out there looking for creative ways to go about feeding their poultry, this guy right here might've introduced the rest of the world to a truly inventive, fun way to get the job done. Seriously, with a popcorn blaster on hand you might actually look forward to what otherwise might feel like a menial task. We're ready for more of these videos. 

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Tumblr Story: Man's In Doghouse, Gets Vegan Girlfriend Meat And Cheese Basket


Real or not, just picturing this whole scenario where a dude walks into a shop like the one we have in this story, and the proceeds to cluelessly, stubbornly get his vegan girlfriend the last thing she'd want, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Some people refuse to take the help that's so graciously offered their way. This guy really should've just listened up when he had the chance. We can't imagine that the particular plate got him out of the doghouse at all. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this family's heated Christmas vampire tradition. 

Doofuses Cram A U-Haul Into A Parking Garage


In a sterling example of crap spatial awareness, these guys paid no attention to height specs and tried to park a U-Haul in a low-ceilinged parking garage. What started off as a "whoopsie" quickly turned into a "nononononononono" as they tried to turn around and burst a sprinkler pipe overhead. The moment of panic as that suspect brown water gets let loose is a thing of beauty.

Man Sneezes Into Trombone During Concert


This is one of those videos that just effortlessly manages to get funnier every time that you think about it. I wonder if there was some kind of panicked buildup for the guy that ends up sneezing, or if the sneeze simply escaped his body before he could prevent it from happening in the first place. 

Locker Room Incident Destroys Shaq And Barkely With Laughter


These guys are having an inspiring, potentially enviable amount of fun at their jobs. Everything is lost the moment that Shaq throws those papers up. The whole fit of hysterical laughter was inspired by a locker room incident involving the Rockets and Clippers. For some more gold from Shaq, check out the time that he lost a bet, and then had to reveal his hairline on live TV

Incompetent Manager Fires Only OSHA Certified Employee, It Backfires


This company clearly made a big mistake when they fired their only OSHA certified forklift operator. Fortunately, the forklift operator was able to maintain enough presence in the face of that unfortunate development, and ultimately report them, and get them fined to oblivion. Sounds like the incompetent company man decided to quit when it was all said and done. There are some people that you just don't go after. Good for this dude. 

IHOP Worker Turns Adam Sandler Away, Praised For Lack Of Preferential Treatment


Unfortunately, an element present throughout this wild world is that celebrities can end up getting so lost in their own fame that they lose touch with reality. Yes, they lose touch with reality to such an extent that they end up forgetting to practice common social decency when the various opportunities present themselves. This can manifest in some pretty nasty behavior, and terrible mistreatment of folks that are just trying to do their jobs without being berated by people that think they're better than them. 

Fortunately, this video possesses a positive tone. A tone filled with hope and optimism for the state of humanity. You see, Adam Sandler takes the news from TikToker @dayanna.rodas, in stride, doesn't pitch a fit, doesn't try to use his celebrity status to cut in line, but instead just peaces on out for a different place. Plenty of folks in the comments section were keen on praising both Dayanna Rodas and Adam Sandler for their respective behavior. It's nice to see someone with enough mindfulness and self respect not just give in to catering to a person's every demand because they're a celebrity. Check out some of people's nicest and nastiest celeb encounters over here if you're looking for some more celebrity gossip. 

Roommate Refuses To Pay Rent, Gets Schooled In Court


Man, nothing is worse than realizing you've ended up sharing a roof with a completely terrible roommate. In this case, we've got a horribly smug roommate who simply refused to pay their rent. Well, they clearly didn't anticipate the fallout that'd eventually ensue back in court. Hopefully they learned their lesson, and won't go and try to pull this ridiculous stunt again. 

Check out some more juicy roommate drama with this guy who outwitted his roommate by using the Pavlovian method.

Wonderful and Absurd Knockoffs and Off Brands


There's a lot of good money to be made off of well-known brands, and people know it. The whole issue is all those pesky licensing fees and copyright claims. What is a shrewd business-person to do? Obviously, create some uncredible off-brand and bootleg products. No, we don't have Pepsi, Shrek or Pokémon but how about Poopsi, Shronk or Pokermoms? Anything is possible in the world ofridiculous knockoffs.

Company Demands Employee Get To Work On Broken Bike


This company learned their lesson the hard way when it came to demanding an employee turn up at work, in spite of having to deal with a broken bike. Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like a company that refuses to recognize their employees will have curveballs pop up, and that sometimes meetings simply can't be made. 

Choosy Beggar Legit Tries To Buy $300 Course For Free


These choosing beggars and their ceaseless delusional demands never cease to leave us amazed. Amazed, but in anything but a good way. In this case, we have a choosy beggar who tries to lock down a $300 course for free, and refuses to accept any of the reality checks being sent their way. At a certain point, you just have to cut your losses (loss of time), and send that choosy beggar back on their way, to be repeatedly rejected until they finally get the message. 

Trashtacular Moments of Shameless Garbage-osity


It's important to live without fear of judgement, but sometimes not giving a damn has unintended trashy consequences on those around us. For example, when considering crashing a wedding in order to steal the gifts, it's important to think hard about the effects your decisions might have on others, lest that behavior be deemed a trashy moment that belongs on garbage island.

Unsafe Maneuvers From Those Tempting Fate


It should occur to everyone that letting your dog pilot your scooter is a bad idea, yet some of us choose to trudge further on life's metaphorical (or literal) tightrope. Is it that we have too much blind faith in our ability to complete these unsafe maneuvers? Is it the belief that we're invincible? Is it self-confidence? Is it frugality? Whatever the reason for the many safety failures out there, it doesn't make them any less of a spectacle.

Couple Has Wedding In Sign Language, Mom Can't Handle It


It seems like if you do most of your communicating in a particular language and you're planning your own event, it's well within your right to do that event in said language. And since most of their guests speak sign language anyway, the idea isn't so absurd. It seems like this mom isn't a huge fan of irony. It's reminiscent of this uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding.