Thursday, October 31, 2019

Mad Lads That Brought Utter Insanity To The World


A collection of guys acting like total psychos online.

We've all crossed paths with a mad lad. You know, that dude who just walks around stirring up all manners of chaos, and doesn't give a flying f**k about what anyone thinks about it. They refuse to be contained, and will lay waste to any otherwise reasonable tweet/status that wasn't trying to be aggressive at all. So, look out for the mad lads. They don't give a sh*t. 

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Medical Professionals and Bystanders Share the Weirdest Pregnancy Misconceptions They've Witnessed


Medical professionals and people tell stories of stupid pregnancy misconceptions.

You don't need to be a doctor, nurse or midwife to know where babies come from. That said, some people are way too old, and in some cases have too many kids, to not know the most basic information. How are people so bad at this. It's okay when kids ask hilarious questions in sex-ed because they're just learning, but this is too far. People have strange relationships with their doctors, going as far to deny really WTF stuff.

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Pro Wrestler, Kenny Omega, Enters Match As Sans From Undertale


What an absolute legend! You don't even need to know who Kenny Omega is to appreciate how awesome this costume is. 

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Dead Giveaways That Someone's Australian


A collection of AskReddit users share dead giveaways that someone is Australian.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most noticeable, dead giveaways that someone is definitely Australian. If you take a solid look at these and note them for future reference, you might be able to pick an Aussie out of a crowd in the future with no trouble at all. 

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Twitter Users Share Their Favorite Halloween Tweets


A collection of Twitter users sharing their favorite Halloween tweets.

Twitter users are sharing their favorite Halloween tweets, and some of these are pure comedy gold. Gotta love when you show up to a friend's house for a chill wine party, and it ends up being a strange and creepy Babadook gathering. 

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Server Tries Out Honest Approach With Awful Customers


Waiter tells story about trying out the honest approach on awful customers.

This server shares a story about trying out the honest approach with some awful customers. If anything it's impressive and encouraging that this server actually got through to them. They did not sound like the kind of people that would approach much of anything with an open mind. 

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Haunted House Employee Gets Back At Snobby Kid


A haunted house employee gets back at a group of snobby kids.

Happiness really can be found in the darkest of places. In this case, we have some devilish haunted museum tour employees deciding to take matters into their own hands when it came to dealing with a pack of unruly, snobby children. Sounds like the one kid was all talk after all. Getting rid of the tour guide to strip away their sense of safety was a brilliant touch. 

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Safety Fails and Precarious Situations that Would Make OSHA Scream


Safety fails and precarious situations that OSHA would fine you for.

It's bold moves like these that convince people why women live longer than men. A shout-out to all the bosses who have told us "just do it it'll be fine" or "we've always done it like that" and made us climb backwards up a ladder balancing on piles of oily rags. Anyway here's safety failures that would give OSHA nightmares.

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Tinder Users That Failed Or Actually Pulled It Off


A collection of Tinder users that failed or won with their pickup lines.

Tinder's a wild west of hopeless romantics breaking out the best and very worst of their pickup lines, and otherwise just trolling each other. It seems like some people genuinely use the app with hopes to make a connection, while others are just trying to piss people off. These Tinder users either struck out miserably, or actually got somewhere. 

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News Anchor In Tears Over Co-Worker's Unicorn Costume


This mystical unicorn named Ferdinand is not messing around with celebrating Halloween properly. 

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People Share The Wrong Ways to Eat Food


People on askreddit share the wrong ways to eat certain foods

Here are just a bunch of observed food crimes, as well as really horrible ideas to get you kicked out of the break room. People can be very particular about food, and a small mistake will make you like wildly out of place. People have witnessed some food atrocities, and in turn, sometimes people get a food wrong but carry on with it anyway.

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Kevin Hart Trolls Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson To Perfection


Kevin Hart decided to dress up as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for Halloween, and he nailed it. These guys just can't get enough of trolling each other. Lucky us! 

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Dumb Spelling Fails that Made Us Curse Our Education System


Spelling fails

We get it, spelling is hard. There are some words that are definitely hard to spell. It's just that sometimes when people fail at using the English language, it's just kinda fun. And some folks are ridiculously bad spellers who need to read a dictionary.

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Dash Cam Captures Moment SUV Crashes Into Tulsa Police Car


This footage shows a Tulsa police officer texting moments before a gnarly crash. Apparently the police officer was taken tot the hospital with minor injuries, and the other driver wasn't injured. All in all, definitely not the kind of stunt you should be pulling as a police officer. 

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Twitter User Tells Horror Story About Man Living In House's Vents


Twitter user tells a horrifying story about a mysterious man living in the house's vents.

Twitter user @grady_hendrix, tells a terrifying story about a mysterious man literally living inside of their houses's vents. Can you imagine going down to the kitchen for a little midnight snack, seeing the outline of a dude eating at your kitchen counter, losing your sh*t, and having nobody believe you? It sounds just like the start to every bone-chilling horror movie. 

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Idiot Crashes Truck Into Gas Station And Removes Plates On Camera


This guy barreled into a BP station in Brandon Township, then removed his license plate, all on camera. The driver was later taken into custody and arraigned on charges of reckless driving and failure to report an accident.

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The Dumbest Things Evicted Tenants Did


A collection of the dumbest stunts that tenants did that resulted in them getting evicted.

Someone on AskReddit asked for landlords to share the dumbest ways they had foolish tenants get evicted. Things like using the fire sprinkler line as a clothesline would seem to be an obvious failure waiting to happen. Unfortunately, some folks are truly clueless as they come. These particular morons got evicted, and they're lucky if that's all they got. 

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Eye-Confusing Images of Strange Perspective


Images that use perspective to confuse the eye.

Confuzzle-up your mind-brain by looking at this photos of confusing stuff at weird angles. Skewed perspective can make impossible things like floating heads and robot-men the norm, so why not drop the floor out from under your brain and defy your eyes.

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Dumb Liars That Failed To Spew Their BS Into The World


A collection of idiotic liars that got called out for spewing their load of lies into the world.

We're back at it again with a fresh lineup of the internet's dumbest liars getting called out by people for trying to spread their load of idiotic BS. What compels someone to try and diminish the reputation of an upstanding establishment with a false review? Dishonest reviews are just low. Thankfully we have people around that are dedicated to calling out the liars for their antics. 

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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Hilarious Teacher Tweets That Capture The Job's Chaos


A collection of funny tweets about being a teacher that capture the chaotic nature of the job.

These funny teacher tweets do an excellent job at capturing the chaotic existence that is being a teacher. When teachers aren't dealing with kids breaking out in wild temper tantrums, or handing in incomprehensible exams, they're just trying to keep things somewhat in order. Easier said than done. 

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Boxing Coach Is The Greatest Demotivational Speaker Ever


He insults people and they actually pay him for it. What a job! 

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Supergirl CGI Looks Like A 2000's Video Game Cut Scene


The budget must be tight over there, cause these are some PS2 cut scene looking graphics. 

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Man Offers Woman $5 A Meal For Her Cooking, People Call Him Creepy


Man offers a woman $5 a meal for her cooking, and people on Reddit label him creepy.

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was a jerk for asking his neighbor "Katie" to factor him in for her daily homemade meal regimen. Apparently he lost one of his part-time gigs and not being able to afford takeout, figured this was the next best bet. My dude, begging your neighbor for cheap homemade meals is not the way to handle business. Sounds like she was offended, and can you really blame her?

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Twitter Users React To "Ok Boomer" Going Viral


A collection of Twitter users react to "Ok Boomer" phrase about the generation going viral.

A viral audio clip from Tik Tok is to blame for starting this whole "Ok Boomer" movement. Yes, apparently an old dude in a baseball cap made a clip of himself calling out the younger generations for having Peter Pan syndrome, and never wanting to grow up. This resulted in countless angry folks from Generation Z responding with, "Ok Boomer." From there, a movement was born. And apparently there's even some merch in the mix. 

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Rude Movie Theater Customer Gets Assigned Worst Seat in the House


Movie theater employee gives rude customer horrible seat.

We get that all the promotions are annoying, but it's just someone's job and you don't have to go out of your way to make someone's job harder. And if in fact you are a jackass about it, don't go trusting them with your movie-going experience. In rare moments in customer service, waiters and servers deliver clapbacks as well.

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Entitled Chick Expects Guy To Break Up With Girlfriend For Her


A creepy nice girl asks a guy to break up with his current girlfriend, and cusses him out when he refuses.

He really got her with the, "your mouth sounds like it's falling down the stairs" comment. Ouch. This entitled nightmare expected the guy to break up with his girlfriend for her. Not only that, but her general grasp on personal space seems to be nonexistent. Run for the hills, buddy. 

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Frustrating Signs Someone Lives On Their Parents Money


Signs and stories about rich kids living off their parents

Some of the most frustrating moments in life are when you work at a job that you feel lucky to have, and then realizing your coworker comes in late and does a bad job because they don't even need the money. Life has it's disappointing moments of rich kid syndrome.

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Guy Mistakenly Added To Group Chat, Donates To Expecting Family


Guy mistakenly added to group chat, and proceeds to donate to family expecting baby.

How impossibly awesome can someone be? This guy managed to temporarily restore our faith in humanity yet again. 

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Two Sentence Horror Stories That Are as Fast as They Are Spooky


Two Sentence horror stories.

R/TwoSentenceHorror combines the satisfaction of a twist ending with the succinctness of all of us with horrible short attention spans. Here are more two sentence horror stories that are as succinct as they are spooky.

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