This girl suffered through a terrible and abusive relationship with some jerk who got off on inflicting pain and emotionally abusing his partner. Well, the idiot ended up getting dealt a swift blow of karma years later, after he asked her to speak up as a character reference for him, to The Marines. What was the moron thinking on that? Either way, sounds like he was rejected, and went on to hold down a gig at McDonald's.
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She had to spell it out for this guy, after he missed multiple hints that she was definitely interested in him. No, my dude, she didn't need you to "fix the bed." It sounds like she wanted your company, and potentially in the bedroom. Fortunately, she shoots her shot at the end of the texting exchange, and he seems to return the move with interest.
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Sometimes the internet is actually a good resource for people to engage with their grief over a loved one. In this case, this person's question was answered succinctly and impressively by someone who knows a thing or two about cats. Having some insight into their nature puts this person's situation in a much more meaningful perspective.
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The married life is full of its ups and downs. There's the good and the bad, and a whole lot of the BS (crying kids and sleepless) nights, in between. These tweets manage to capture the emotional rollercoaster in all of its painful glory.
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Divorce can totally screw people over. Between the exhausting bitterness and legal fees, it's safe to say that people often do not have a good time going through divorce. When this guy started getting requests for tons of information on his business, he went malicious compliance on it and found out exactly what he could legally get away with as a response.
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It could be poor reading comprehension, gullibility, or just a failure to check sources, but many people have a problem with understanding satire. Even when it's not subtle, some folks really just miss the point of satire, or don't want to get it. Sometimes it's funny to see someone react with outrage over a fake story about NASA shooting a chimp into the sun. Other times it's just kind of pitiful, like when someone uses a joke as a source in an actual article.
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Choosing beggars are in the world to remind us that there will always be someone out there who refuses to negotiate, and instead wants everyone to throw them a free handout. They defy rhyme and reason. They drive us mad. They relentlessly push their own agenda, and often at the cost of reasonable conversation going out the window.
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This rich prick in a fancy Armani suit pitched a real ridiculous fit about having to pay a 25-cent library fine. So, the employee decided to take his petty revenge by stepping out for some fresh air, right when the prick was leaving the premises, and ended up ratting him out to a parking lot cop who was busy writing people tickets. Karma/petty revenge will get ya, man!
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We love a good old expectations vs realities list, and especially when the hopeful expectations take a big loss to the grim reality of the situation. We're all just out here trying to hit our stride, and not fail with every move we make. Unfortunately, the world and it's ever consistent string of fails has other plans.
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If this adorable story of two neighbor cats falling in love across the street isn't the most wholesome thing of all time, then I don't know what is. Oh, and this is definitely a better love story than Twilight. No question about that.
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Radio Host @StefanMolyneux, met quite a bit of backlash on Twitter after tweeting out his incendiary thoughts on how women wearing lipstick is equivalent to men wearing "artificial erections" around the office. He proceeded to get absolutely told off on Twitter, by multiple people who felt it was necessary to address the ignorance head on. This gives off similar vibes to the guy on Twitter who asked what women will do with their lives if they live into their 80's without having kids.
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The melodramatic apology is feeling just a bit staged on this. What a disaster.
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This groom asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for cutting off his musician friend who couldn't attend his wedding, because of work. From what the responses are saying, people seem to be in agreement that this guy is in fact an asshole for the move.
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When this employee found himself face to face with a manufacturing company that'd fallen under the unfortunate supervision of a crappy, power tripping manager he resorted to breaking out the "malicious compliance." Specifically, he decided the best way to get back at a manager who seemed bent on making his life so miserable that he'd quit a job he previously loved, was to simply not work as hard. Long story short, without this employee working his ass off, things were quick to fall apart. A solid revenge tale indeed!
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It's called fashion sweaty, look it up. We wouldn't call ourselves fashionistas. In fact the only "istas" we've ever been is baristas, but we know red hot fashion when we see it. And oh, boy these folks are cutting edge. From wearing double-sided shoes to wearing literally a whole grown woman in a sling like an upside down endangered baby, the most fashionable among us are here to say "I know exactly what I'm doing, trust me this will catch on." For some more questionable fashion choices, here are some times we had to ask ourselves "who wore it better?"
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This woman asked the people of Reddit if she was in the wrong for refusing to shave her legs, after her boss confronted her about the matter. Apparently her boss said that a few of her co-workers had complained about her lack of hygiene. She didn't want to discuss the matter any more without HR present, and can you blame her? Sounds like quite the touchy subject.
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Life is just one attempt after another. Sometimes you're trying to sell a couch. Sometimes you might be trying to design a sidewalk that's hard to sleep on, or maybe trying to prank your siblings. Sometimes you're just trying to look cool on the internet. Many of these attempts will be met with failure. But that's life. Some things will work and some things won't, but everyone keeps trying.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for cops to share the stupidest laws they've ever enforced as result of someone just being a stupid asshole. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with people being rude morons. These are the same kinds of people that try to lie and spew BS all over social media, before getting called out by people ready to defend the truth.
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Robert Downey Jr. was next level in this audition. He was simply born to be Iron Man.
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If you're gonna commit to doing a Simpsons scene in real life, this is probably one of the safer ones. These two Swiss women decided to recreate a foodstravaganza across New Orleans, and the result is pretty incredible.
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Aussies are connecting deeply with this very culturally accurate, Australian Gothic Tumblr thread. Apparently it's just about the Aussiest thing ever.
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With commentary from SciManDan, we're taken through an amazing journey as a flat earther rips up a children's science book that he deems to be round earth propaganda in a Target. He buys the book anyway, so while he seems content with his incredibly limited world view, what he truly fears is the wrath of a Target manager watching him destroy product. Just kinda makes you sad.
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This choosing beggar expected a nice 50% off birthday discount. She was hoping to get the $20 purse half off, and the artist had other plans. Specifically, they clapped back with adding the discount back on, so that the item was at its original price. And you know why? Cause it was "their birthday" too! A job well done, if we do say so ourselves.
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Someone on AskReddit asked people to share the things that make them just go, "man I f**king hate people." Some people are worse and more inconsiderate than others. Some people really shouldn't be on the road. Some people really need to stop sending passive aggressive emails. The list goes on.
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An innocent Tumblr post about how hungry someone must've been when they discovered that coconuts were indeed edible, took a wild turn when someone pointed out how horrid and monstrous looking "coconut crabs" are. Some things are better left unseen. Nature can be a scary bitch sometimes.
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In all fairness, if you found yourself caught up in a scenario where your landlord was potentially trying to raise the rent with the bible as justification...you'd be a little peeved too. Fortunately, the landlord was in fact agnostic, and just messing around with a friend who was "way too easy to rile up." He got her good.
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I guess if you want to not pay someone for their work, it's a pretty bad idea to start off your plan by handing over the keys to your site. Karma hit hard here. It's generally a better policy not to lie and steal, especially from people who have a plan to strike back. Kinda like the time this guy got stiffed so he grouted a bathroom with sugar.
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