After a crazy freak accident, this man was able to pull himself out of his destroyed car and walk away. Holy crap that thing is wrecked. And holy crap is he lucky to be alive. If you wanna see more unlikely and mostly uplifting coincidences, then check these out.
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If you ever get bored at work and your boss is cool with you kicking it with their dog, THIS is a solid idea for something to do. That being said, we wonder if his boss loved it, or fired him instantly.
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"Don't look at me and go I don't know!"
This classic clip shows Ellen seemingly FED UP with the translator she had on the show. Maybe she was having a frustrating time catching her rhythm with the interview, and the translator was a convenient stress outlet for her? Either way, things look pretty uncomfortable.
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Video game glitches are GREAT. There's just something so ridiculous entertaining about watching a seemingly put together video game character disintegrate before your very eyes, or just skyrocket across the soccer field, or melt into a puddle of bizarre colors.
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Drake brought his trolling moves out in full force for Game 1 of the NBA Finals, when the Toronto Raptors squared off against the Golden State Warriors. Drake already has a notorious reputation for being a sideline sh*t starter when it comes to messing with the NBA players. In this case, he's gone to a new extreme, and is offering up an alleged piece of Steph Curry's hair lint to the highest bidder on eBay.
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A simple act of kindness can go a long way. Twitter user, @RafiDAngelo, shares a powerful story about his experience growing up in the church.
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This expensive private school apparently could not handle the fact that this guy installed upgrades to their own charity before they got them. The man obviously has a code he's sticking to and he has absolutely run out of f*cks to give. Seems like he gave his last f*cks to charity. For more, here's a time he got in a row with a treasurer who couldn't comprehend a payment plan.
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Sometimes people aren't at a point in their life where they're ready for a relationship. Honestly, a lot of people will never be at that point. Here are some folks who had wild run-ins with people who, for a variety of reasons, couldn't hold up their end of the relationship bargain. Sometimes when you're ready to leave, you'll run into big problems, like this guy whose ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break their lease.
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If you're going to go to the trouble of telling Reddit's roasting community that you're "unroastable" you'd better be ready to get absolutely toasted. Yes, that's pretty much what happened here. Guy's work friend says she's too good to be roasted, and the internet proceeds to absolutely light her up.
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With the world's resources quickly dwindling, it's comforting to know that we have one resource in abundance: sheer stupidity. Man there's a lot of dumb out there, and it's just aching to reveal itself. For more stupid, here are some ignorant morons who need to retire from social media.
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All undeniably solid advice. You can't say that they're NOT well founded. Some people out there really need an instruction manual to navigate their way through this crazy world.
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Oh, she hit the nail right on the head! Anyone who disliked this video was clearly an Instagram model themselves. If you're looking for more juicy Instagram content, we recommend checking out the recent post about anInstagram influencer with over 2 million followers who couldn't managed to sell more than 36 t-shirts.
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Even though the days of disconnecting your home phone and taking 20 minutes to log onto the internet so you could download one single mislabelled Evanescence track are over, it still feels like those were the good old days. Well, at least when you get older you can drink. For more, here are nostalgic images to trigger your longing (or hatred) for the the old days.
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It didn't take a lot to get something banned. Usually if anything was too fun, it was deemed a distraction and had to go. Sometimes kids would have a cool game going, then one kid would lose it, throw a tantrum and ruin it for everyone. Sometimes kids started black markets to sell contraband out of their lockers. Those were the days. For more nostalgic school stories, here are people's cringiest high-school moments.
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Our hearts go out to this woman dealing with some terrible news. That being said, she took to Reddit to ask people if she's a jerk for wanting to cheat on her long-term boyfriend. Many people are saying that she's being an asshole about the situation, and that her boyfriend of many years will be doubly heartbroken as he watches her die, while she sleeps around with other dudes. What do you guys think?
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When you have to wait in line for an hour to get on a ride, a line-cutting can turn into a fistfight. With a little forethought, this dad effectively got someone back for being a jackass, and left them with the ability to do absolutely nothing about it. What a dad move. Hot damn.
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That's like heading over to Scotland and telling them to stop speaking in Scottish accents. It's just plain wrong and dumb. This is some nice live TV awkward gold.
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These humorous tweets won't fail to supercharge your day with a nice dosage of laughs. We can all use a break from the constant state of darkness that is existence on this mad planet.
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We don't blame most people for crappy first pitches. It's pretty understandable when some local celebrity who hasn't thrown a ball in their life can't get it across home plate. This however, is pretty damn bad. Pretty sure she hit the camera itself.
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Dr. Kaeli Swift broke down the reasons why crows sometimes kill each other, and how those actions aren't isolated to their own species. Moral of the story is that crows are some real tough mofo's, and we should be wary of them all.
If you're looking for more fun knowledge about birds, we recommend checking out this fascinating Twitter thread on what makes ravens so cool.
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Just cause this Father's Day gift out of Australia went hilariously wrong doesn't mean that the story doesn't end with a sweet and satisfying finish. Yes, justice is served. And justice in this case looks like someone getting their money back, WITH INTEREST. Can we also dwell on how demonically possessed that strange little dog tag looks? What the hell happened, man...
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These deeply satisfying feelings tickled people's souls. Sometimes we crack that one spot in our backs that's been troubling us all day, or you clean your ears out and have an eargasm; and it just might actually be better than sex. Maybe. You might relate to some of these.
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If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
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This story is absolutely not for everyone, so hey, don't come at us in the comments saying you weren't already warned. Anyway, putting on relationship goggles, this is first and foremost a trust issue, and probably a legitimate fear this guy has. A ridiculous and overblown fear? Yeah, probably. Do they make relationship therapists for this kind of thing? Who knows. For a similarly...obscure(?) relationship story, here's a panicked guy who had to interrogate his girlfriend over a stinky sock mystery.
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When this guy's ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break the lease, he did what any upstanding citizen would do; he showed up when she was in the middle of getting down with her new boyfriend, and he brought bagels! This is definitely one of the more entertaining revenge stories we've come across in a while.
If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge drama we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they ended up taking their revenge years later. People are animals.
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We've never seen a dog talk back to an owner who's suspected them of committing a crime. I guess Blue's logic here is that he can't get blamed if he can't hear her. Let's hear him out, maybe he didn't do anything wrong.
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Not sure what kind of person literally demands to have a cake on their desk by Monday but you better believe HR is gonna look into it and laugh their ass out of the office. People get stupid when they substitute common decency for a few dollars like these cheap bastards who tried to manipulate people.
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