Deadpool is great. These facts are great. End of story.
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Friday, March 31, 2017
Ken Jeong Tells the Epic Story About How His Life Changed After Jumping Out of Trunk Naked
Finally an epic story to accompany this legendary moment in cinematic history:
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14 People Explain Their Jobs Badly And It Makes For An Instant Comedic Goldmine
Well this little trending hashtag was bound to inspire some sarcastic, albeit brutally truthful accounts of how people perceive their jobs...
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Twitter Gets Grilled By Unforgiving Internet Trolls, After Crushing Its Notorious Egg Avatar
You've gone too far this time Twitter.
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33 Beautiful Babes Who Got Roasted to a Crisp
These lovely ladies willingly submitted themselves to some brutal roasts on /r/roastme and let's just say people didn't hold back.
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38 Reasons Not to Have Kids
Let's face it, kids can be a real handful. If your deciding whether or not to make the leap, here's 38 reasons you might want to consider waiting. If you already have 'em, well, best of luck to you.
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Dude Gets Himself Ruthlessly Trolled When He Texts Wrong Number to Talk About His Dick
As far as the worst possible scenario to unfold for a dude who has a strange, pressing desire to get into a conversation about his dick; this is pretty damn brutal, man. A solid, proper trolling that he invited upon himself.
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30 Photos That Couldn't Have Been Taken With More Perfect Timing
For a photographer there's no more satisfying moment than when those stars align as the shutter clicks and you end up with a truly amazing shot.
These are 30 of those moments.
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12 People Pass Around Their Most Outlandish Fan Theories and These Are Instant Greatness
I can't be the only one highly unnerved by the Bob Ross is actually a serial killer one...but hey leave it to the wildly creative and committed fans of the interwebs to develop their theories to such an extent that we're bound to be left scratching our heads.
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The Daily FAIL: What's For Lunch?
It's Friday, so let's get this day over with so we can drink ourselves silly into the weekend.
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Tall Ladies Showcase the Struggles and Perks of Being a Long Legged Babe With #TallGirlTwitter
Being tall has its perks. You can reach high places and excel in sports like crew and Basketball. However, when it comes to fitting into tight places like cars, airplanes, showers, even doorways, it can be a massive pain in the neck (literally).
The tall ladies of the world recently took to Twitter in order to celebrate their height with #TallGirlTwitter.
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15 Crazed Individuals Share Their Funniest, Most Ridiculous Blackout Stories In Time for Friday Funday
Not sure if these stories that accurately depict the wheels comin' off amidst the throes of a booze-charged bender headed for blackout station make me want to up and hoist a glass of something dangerously strong...or just, like never drink again. Maybe we can learn a little something from these clearly dysfunctional degenerates, or perhaps and most unfortunately, gather subconscious inspiration the next time we find ourselves going off the rails.
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20 Facts From the Fifth Element That We Can't Help But Share
The Fifth Element was an amazing and deeply complex film, here's 20 facts from it that will blow your brains out of your skull.
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Video of Candy Melting Is Strangely Therapeutic and Definitely Trippy
There's an inescapable fascination many of us share when it comes to things being hydraulic-pressed, melted, whatever; and if you happened to find yourself in a mind-altered kind of mindframe, well shitness, happy tripping friend.
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Mexico Just Changed the Game, Invented Cloud That Legit Rains Tequila
The age old sentiment when it rains, it pours just got a massive booze-infused upgrade, cause now it's apparently raining tequila. Yep, what a time to be alive, dudes. Better yet this odd nature-defying situation was not concocted by the mind behind that crazy little flick called 'Cloud With a Chance of Meatballs.'
Nope, in an effort to capitalize on Germans' general well-documented distaste for their consistent rainy weather and love of tequila, the Mexico-based ad agency Lapiz went ahead and started up with vibrating tequila at such high frequencies that it turns to mist, using ultrasonic humidifiers, and then as the mist condensates and reforms as a liquid, it proceeds to fall from the cloud as separate raindrops of sweet-distilled tequila. Ahem, anyone else out there thirsty?
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Crazy Dude Supercharges Bumper Car So That It Drives at Speeds Past 100MPH
There's a reason bumper cars trudge around like awkward little slugs, and it starts and ends somewhere with the fact that the main intention of driving the lil beasts is to crash into whoever else is around. The sheer amount of chaotic carnage that'd spawn from a bunch of demonically speedy bumper cars is honestly terrifying. Let's just hope this crazy guy's desire to shatter the speed limits goes no further than this video...
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Thursday, March 30, 2017
Wendy's Just Kickstarted the Twitter War With McDonald's Over Beef That We Damn Well Deserve
Wendy's a fine and upstanding chain that apparently does NOT freeze their beef seized the moment to outright put down MacTrons, and give us the kind of Grade A American Twitter Beef (unfortunately short-lived) war that we deserve. We can only hope that this little virtual altercation picks up legs, and carries on into comedic gold land:
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Babe Lays it All Out On Twitter With 30 Tips on How to Be a Better Hoe
This chick laid the full truth out there on Twitter with some solid advice for her fellow hoes. I figured this might be good information for some of you out there.
Either way I couldn't help but read the whole thing despite the fact that none of this will ever be useful to me.
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Who Wore it Best? 41 Outfits That We've Definitely Seen Before
It's always awkward when you show up to insert social gathering here wearing the same exact outfit as someone else.
You might be a little ticked off since you spent serious time and effort making sure your look was totally on point. Perhaps choose the other route and crack some awkward joke to your fashion doppleganger about how you're both wearing the same thing.
Either way, the pressure is on and a unspoken question hangs in the air. Who wore it best?
Bonus points if you dress like something that totally isn't even a person, like some of these fashionistas.
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17 Unbelievably Stupid Things That Oblivious People Believed For Shamefully Long Amounts of Time
Some gullible guppies will blow your damn mind when it comes to the kind of fabricated bullshit they'll ignorantly believe till you tell 'em you straight up spewed it out of your ass. For pure entertainment purposes and dragging these lies out, I selfishly wish these people had never learned they were being fed nothing but stories and factoids that couldn't have been further removed from the truth.
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33 Truly Terrible Pictures That Will Make You Cringe Tremendously
Well it's that time of the week again. Here's this weeks batch of individuals that need to go home and rethink their lives.
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30 Trolls From the Photoshop Master That Left His Subjects Bewildered
James Fridman is a legend of the internet. We've featured his works here plenty before, but we had to revisit because we just can't get enough.
His photoshop trolls are like that of an evil Genie who grants your wish with some kind of sick twist.
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New Game of Thrones Season 7 Hype Promo is Here to Make Your Day 1000x Better
Pretty confident in saying I can't be the only who just had his day get at least 1000x better thanks to this Game of Thrones hype gold. This hype promo delivered, and then some, dude. Much better than whatever that whole tease with the fire and ice was with the last 'promo'. Finally some substance with this one. Only maddening shame here is that we're not getting our long awaited season 7 till this summer. Shittiness.
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Idiot Fails to Include Crucial Comma in NSFW Tweet About Sex, Proceeds to Get Properly Trolled All Over the Place
The fact that this tweet from good 'ol crazy 2016 had otherwise flown under the radar until now is beyond comprehension. This ingrate took to Twitter and unleashed havoc on himself, awakening the ever ruthless round of roasts from trolls near and far, after he failed to include proper punctuation in an already damn short tweet. Dawg, you learned your lesson.
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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm
Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable convo takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed facepalm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking.
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