Meet The Tweeters in This Robert De Niro Edition of Mean Tweets

Hey, hey, who am I?

You tweetin' at me? You tweetin' at me? I don't see anyone else here, so you must be tweeting' at me.

I'm Al Pacino. 

No, wait, shit. 

Ah, whatever. Are you tired of De Niro going on his weird anti-vaxing thing and shilling conspiracy theories to whatever idiot will listen? So are these tweeters, who are sending one of film's greatest actors a bunch of mean tweets. 

Look, you know what this is. Come for the mean tweets, stay for Bobby D telling them to suck his Bobby D. 

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Tagged: jimmy kimmel , robert de niro , mean tweets

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8 Bartenders Give Away The Smoothest, Fail-Proof Pick Up Lines They've Seen During Work

Tending a bar is playing the part of witness to a whole lotta liquid courage meets fly 'n die after a botched pick-up line. Hell, I've seen my fair share, just as I've playfully tested a few myself. If you approach the douche-tainted social situation for what it is, and have some self-aware fun with whatever could compel a person to bust out a pick-up line in the first place: you might just find it works better than you could've hoped for. Or at the very least, breaks the ice. 

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Tagged: askreddit , pick up , dating

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Miserable Boyfriend Makes Harrowing Trip to IKEA With Girlfriend Infinitely Better With Dead-Pan Humor Photo Diary

The average trip to IKEA consists of losing yourself in a blind frustrating rage as you wander aimlessly from aisle to aisle looking for a piece of supremely priced furniture that doesn't look like it's a stolen porn set item. Yes, slim pickings my friend. But on occasion you're apt to come across something within budget that gives off every appearance you've got the adulting thing on lock, next time the parents and/or friends roll through home base for a check-up visit. 

This guy does a beautiful job of casting the mind-numbing experience in a comedic light, and it almost seems like he's having a good time with it. Almost. 

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Tagged: shopping , ikea , dating

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12 People on Facebook Who Are Completely Off Their Rockers

Facebook is a magnet to the entirely unaware, batshit, seven kinds of crazy, narcissistic fiends of the online universe. These people in particular would seem to be out of their goddamn minds. 

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Tagged: crazy , facebook , social media

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A Mostly Fresh Batch of Memes For Your Tuesday

Alright, Monday's finally over. Now we just have to take on Tuesday in our perpetual battle against the week days. Here's some memes to help you charge that spirit bomb.

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Tagged: Memes , meme list , daily dose

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Woman Accidentally Shows Off Her Chocolate Starfish On Live TV

Be warned before hitting play, this shit (literally) is a bit not so safe for the rule-constricted workplace environment. 

In true cringeworthy fashion, the perverted camera guy of the hour gets unfortunately up close and personal; and ends up showing off a vile and painfully unclean predicament -- 'the chocolate starfish.'

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Tagged: cringe , Awkward , live tv , Video

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Boston Dynamics Has A New Robot That You Won't Be Able to Kick Over So Easily

Dude Dangerously Drunk Off Liquid Courage Gives New Name to Stupidity, Free-falls Off Roof and Destroys Leg

Video Claiming to Be Best Street Fight Video of 2017 Falls Short, But the Commentary is a Knockout

The guy filming this is 'just trying to be a good camera man', and I'm over here wondering how far his head was up his own ass to think that the vertical angle was the perfect play. Outside that horrid mistake, his commentary is the highlight of the laughably chaotic backyard brawl. 



This dude's that loudmouthing, gum-flapping, perpetually provocative court jester we'd all cross paths with at some point or another in a Call of Duty pre-game lobby. You know, the one that has all the energy and enthusiasm for the banter, but none of the passion to actually join up in arms. 



Outside the commentary, this 'epic fight of 2017' looks more like the beer-soaked, white-girl-wasted brawl that ensued at the most recent high school senior year kegger, where one bullish bro lit a fire up under another thin-skinned bro's ass for talking smack about his Snapchat story after publicly mocking him for snail-like beer shotgunning abilities. Or something mindlessly stupid like that. 

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Tagged: fight , Video , violent

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Watch This Drunk Girl Clumsily Harpoon Her Ass on Metal Pole During Pre-Game Dance

Whitney Houston's 'Greatest Love of All,' did a number on this poor chick. Surprisingly enough, reports confirm she still managed to make it out after bleeding down her leg.

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Tagged: dancing , FAIL , drunk , pain

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These "Zoom In On The" Memes Are Sure To Eat Up Your Day and Drive You Crazy

While most memes do the heavy listing for you, this new batch of "Zoom In On The" is a treasure hunt to someone asking you to "send nudes."

That's not going to stop me from zooming in and searching out the final messages. I'm going from left corner to right corner looking for the end of these things, and I hate every second of it. Ok. I'll just do one more. I'm sure I'll be satisfied with the end result this time. 

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Insane Topless Girl Fight With Countless Crotch Shots and Even More Boob Grabs Breaks Out In Whiskey-Soaked Streets of Austin

In this case, the headline manages to pay forward necessary justice to the ludicrous insanity of this streetside 'altercation.' Not so sure on the context of this poorly-clothed meltdown, but I'll take a gander and assume there was a supple amount of auto-get-triggered-tequila-shooters, and/or other judgment-blinding substances ingested, before one chick swooped in on her friend's eye candy for the evening, or talked shit, or refused to call the Uber XL ride home. 



To make matters more severe the cops try and break up the ferocious catfight by macing the living hell out of the enraged brawlers involved, and even spray them in their lady parts. Yes, you read that right. Unreal. 



One viewer goes so far as to point out, "Can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematics in this thing? This has to be the best camera work i've ever seen film a street fight." Gotta say I agree. Are there awards for street fights that make us as viewers reassess what rock bottom looks like, or what? There should be. 

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Tagged: cat fight , fight , girls , Video , violent

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Set Your Phasers to Nitpick Because These Redditors Look At Some of the Biggest Plot Holes of All Time

Everyone hates a plot hole. They pull you out of the movie and allow you to justify being a total dick to your friends who say, "I thought it was pretty good." 

Ugh. Those idiots. Don't they realize that it would be super hard for Batman to get from the middle east to Gotham in just a few weeks! 

Anyway, these brave movie critics are looking at some of the biggest plot holes in movies, games, whatever! Because "it's just a movie" is never enough for them. 

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Insanely Horny Couple Caught on Tape Having Sex at a Dominos Pizza Counter Will Restore Your Faith In True Love

Well well, look at what we have here. I thought this crazy kind of morally devoid behavior was reserved for the vile, syrup-soaked confines of the nearest Waffle House establishment --- a place I might add that serves up World Star Hip Hop beatdowns with the Eggs Benedict dinner special. Can't beat that kind of customer service right? Granted, this footage is no more than a display of a couple of looney lovebirds higher off horniness for one another than Jesse Pinkman fresh off a Blue Crystal bender.

See for yourself. In this case, thank god for censorship. 

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Tagged: NSFW , sex , wtf , pizza , dominos

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26 of the Most Incredibly Stupid People Ever to Grace the Internet With Their Presence

Let's face it. Some people are just straight up dumb. These kinds of people utterly fail to comprehend what most of us consider to be common sense or knowledge. 

When these people decide to take on social media it's a sight to behold for sure. 

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Tagged: FAIL Blog , FAIL , text , social media

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Idiot Accidentally Emails NSFW Valentine's Day Cookies to His Whole W and Now No One is S

It can't be easy to send an email. In between all the pressures of modern life, who has time to actually look at the picture you've attached and read the email that you just composed, especially when it's something important like Valentine's Day. That's rough.

I'm laughing too hard. Can't breathe.
Friend's office manager googled 'valentine's day cookies' and sent this email to his ENTIRE COMPANY. http://pic.twitter.com/4E6r0DA45R

— Cass Anderson (@casspa) February 14, 2017

We're not totally sure if this dude ever found out that this happened, but he accidentally sent a picture of some really inappropriate cookies to his office to encourage them to bring something for a Valentine's Day party. Ew, boy. That's embarrassing.

How are you going to explain "You need to trim," "Your dick smells weird," and "Your mustache is stupid" to Fred from HR. Everyone knows that mustachioed moron has an overgrown pubic region and really smelly dick. 

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Tagged: cookies , Valentines day

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The Internet Tells Kellyanne Conway to Get Your Shoes Off the Damn Sofa

Take a seat, Kellyanne "Alternative Fact-Bowling Green Massacre" Conway. 

Well, not there. 

Yesterday, as that reality-TV gameshow host met with leaders from historically black colleges and universities, a picture was snapped of Kellyanne Conway kneeling on an Oval Office sofa, as if shoes on the couch is ok. 

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Thankfully, the Internet was there to let her know how things are done in this house. 

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Jon Stewart Emerged from Beneath Stephen Colbert's Desk to Give Some Advice to the Media

It's been a rough, I don't know, eternity since that reality-TV gameshow host became president. And in that time, we've seen an uptick in hatecrimes, a bunch of unanswered questions about Russia, and a president who thinks "fake news" means "I disagree." 

That's why, last night, on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart emerged from his home beneath Colbert's desk to deliver a message to the media on how to deal with all this: Do your jobs. 

It's good to have the old boy back. 

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Tagged: donald trump , jon stewart , stephen colbert

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MIT Student Just Won Jeopardy Because She is the "Spiciest Memelord"

We've done a lot of Jeopardy! recently because funny stuff keeps happening on Jeopardy! This video is no excpetion. 

Lilly Chin, an MIT student on Jeopardy's college championship, shut down "Final Jeopardy" by declaring herself the "spiciest memelord." Honestly, if you come for the king, you best not miss. She didn't. 

All hail the spiciest memelord. 

Check out Lilly's ascent from Jeopardy contestent to the Spiciest Memelord.

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Tagged: Jeopardy , Memes

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Patrick Stewart Tells Hugh Jackman About the Time He Found Out He Wasn't Circumcised

Getting excited for Logan, which hits theaters this weekend? Have you already plowed through all 600 X-Men movies and crave more?

Well, you're in luck because Wolverine and Professor X were on The Graham Norton Show last weekend, and it was as exciting as any X-Man can be. They were talking about — what else — Patrick Stewart's penis. 

Watch Hugh Jackman lose it to this story about Patrick Stewart's penis and, more specifically, the time when Patrick Stewart discovered that he wasn't circumcised. 

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Tagged: Graham Norton , x men , hugh jackman , wolverine , penis , patrick stewart

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Woman Fails Terribly With Frozen Pool, But Wins Award for Best Ice Breaker of the Year

It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.

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Tagged: FAIL , snow , pool , winter , funny

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Watch Nate Robinson Go Through Legs In The Coolest Move of the Year

It pays to be tall in basketball, but it also isn't so bad being a short, little guy either.

To paraphrase Obama, when they go high, we go low. 

Check out what Delaware 87ers Nate Robinson pulled off, sneaking between Edy Tavares legs when the 87ers took on the Canton Raptors. 

Yahoo says: "Diminutive guard Nate Robinson spent parts of 11 NBA seasons defying expectations of the size and skillset required to play in the best basketball league in the world. Now in the midst of a comeback with the Delaware 87ers in the D-League, Robinson is proving he still has plenty of tricks to offer at 32 years old." 

So cool. 

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Here Is A Whole Mess of Food Lying Right To Our Faces

Everyone lies, but there's a big difference between your little fib and telling me that there are raisins in Raisin Bran. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain, Kellogg's.

Cereal isn't the only serial offender, though. Here are a whole bunch of lying-ass food. 

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Allow John Oliver to Explain What's Going With Obamacare and Why Every Senior Citizen in America is Yelling At Their Representative

Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disastrous for millions of Americans. 

But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth having? 

These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong: 

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Tagged: obamacare , last week tonight , barack obama , politics

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14 Depraved UrbanDictionary Sex Moves That We Absolutely Hope No One Has Ever Attempted

In all fairness here, these moves are hailing from the deep and notoriously darker depths of the creatively twisted Urban Dictionary. That said, I was still genuinely reeling in shock over the emotional and/or physical pain implied in these sex moves. Let's just say the descriptions alone didn't fail to set a new high (low) for what I thought possible as far as sexual experimentation goes. 

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Tagged: sex , urban dictionary , sex moves , sexy times

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Nicole Kidman Doesn't Know How to Clap

And the winner for best actress playing a seal goes to... Nicole Kidman.

Nicole Kidman unleashed a new special skill at last night's Oscars, or rather, lack there of. 

Apparently, because she's some sort of diety or woodland creature posing as a human being, she has no idea how to clap. 

See:

Nicole Kidman needs to be plugged in and charged up at night. #Robot http://pic.twitter.com/r8BAo2ZASb

— KFC (@KFCBarstool) February 27, 2017

The internet's having a field day with this, as you could imagine. After all, who doesn't like seeing one of our greatest living actresses being so out of touch with common people that she doesn't know how to clap.

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Ryan Reynolds is the Parent We All Need

We're voting Ryan Reynolds for parent of the year. If his hilarious approach to talking about his kids on twitter is any indication, the man is a truly dedicated father and does not fail at all in the parenting department. . 

The guy's twitter account is a gold mine as it is, so it makes sense that his twitter take on parenting would be equally amazing.

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Tagged: FAIL Blog , twitter , relationships , parenting , ryan reynolds , win

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10 Superheroes Whose Amazing Powers Would End Up Making Them Full On Sex Gods

With great power comes great sexuality. An interesting AskReddit thread hopped across my news feed -- albeit an old, old throwback -- that considers the world of super-powered individuals as also having super-sized sexual appetites/capabilities. Seems logical enough. 

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Hot and Busty Bikini Model Slaps the Living Sh*t Out of Man For Groping Her Ass On Live TV

You had butt one job to do, you depraved simeon: somehow lucky enough to apply supple amounts of sunscreen to women with the kind of curves and bodacious bosoms that surely sent a lot of the audience's blood rushing to funny places, this thirsty bro couldn't control himself.

This is what it looks like when you let too much of the wrong head do all the thinking. Let's just say he got what was coming to him. 

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Tagged: FAIL , Awkward , model , slapping , sunscreen , Video , swimsuit

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A Hearty Dose of 47 Wholesome Memes to Cure Your Case of the Mondays

A little wholesomeness can go a long way. Which means the large batch of wholesome should tide you over for the week, or at least totally cure you of a brutal case of the Mondays. These ones are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

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Oh Hell Yeah: Sean Spicer Wrote a Letter to the Editor of His College Newspaper After They Called Him "Sean Sphincter"

Sean Spicer's war with news media didn't begin at the White House. As a matter of fact, back in the earlier 90s, Sean Spicer was a big man on campus at Connecticut College, who, while taking a break from having a million friends and getting laid all the time, was campaigning to ban smoking in college dorms. But the news didn't take him seriously. 

When his college newspaper, the College Voice, reported on his smoking ban, they mistakenly called him "Sean Sphincter" — an easy mistake to make when you're talking about the future most annoying man on your TV. 

Because Sphincter, er, I mean Spicer is unable to take anything in stride, he wrote this letter to the editor over one cinnamon gum-filled evening:



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Thanks a lot College Voice. You've created a monster.

From the editor of the College Voice to Dippin' Dots to Daft Punk, the message is clear: Stay on Spicer's nice list. 

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