Sunday, May 31, 2015

Maybe He's Just Getting Ready for the Yule Ball?


"It's Fine, No One Will See the Ad From Behind!"


I Don't Remember "Avatar" This Way at All


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And Nothing Has Changed


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Another Reason to Get Off Your Phone: Avoiding Angry Snakes


Tim Malone here ran into an angry bull snake while distracted by his phone. Though it was quite a shock and a good amount of pain, luckily the species isn't venemous!

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Tagged: ouch , whoops , phone , Video , snake

Firing Off 300 Rockets at Once is Pure, Gleeful Pandemonium


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Tagged: fireworks , whee , Video , g rated , win

Maintain Composure, Private!


There is No Way This Guy Should Make Motorcycle Surfing Look This Easy


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Tagged: stunt , BAMF , motorcycle , trick , Video , win

Couples Go Through Each Other's Phone History


Do you trust your significant other enough to let them see your search history?

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All the Best and Worst of Our New Obsession With Drone Photography!


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"We Are the Champions" and All the Other Metal Hits, Right?


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A Detroit Area Pig Gets Arrested, Proceeds to Take a Colossal Dump in a Cop Car


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The pig had apparently been attacking a woman in her garden when she called the authorities to take care of it. They managed to subdue the animal (who had been distracted by a "decorative ball") and get it in their cop car. Then... well... this happened. 

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Freshmen....


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Tagged: cute , Party , image , after 12

Saturday, May 30, 2015

This Chemistry Teacher Has Some Amazing Classroom Quotes


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Tagged: school , text , teacher , quote , funny

This LEGO Ball Contraption is Seriously Gigantic


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Tagged: lego , neat , nerdgasm , Video , g rated , win

That's Just Cold, Jessica


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Surprisingly Fewer Casualties Than Dodgeball


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He'll be the Most Adorable Little Fallen Star!


Things Get Sad and Awkward When a Guy Gets Stabbed in the Middle of a Metal Show


Surprisingly, no gore or violence in the video itself!

Skip to 1:40 to get to the moment in question.

You never know what might happen at a Cattle Decapitation show. You know, like attempted murder.

The band seemed to take it fairly well, but clearly there are some people in the crowd that need an adjustment in perspective. Or maybe they're just too Trve Kvlt for us normies to understand.

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Tagged: metal , Music , oh god why , Video

Becoming a Human Claw Machine Has to be a Life Goal, Right?


A Low Shot for a High Vault


Seems Like a Perfect Day for an Impromptu Acrobatics Performance, Right?


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Priorities Indeed...


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Friday, May 29, 2015

Turns Out Your Phone's Battery Has a Flamethrower Inside!


Don't try this at home, obviously.

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How the Heck Did This Florida Man Land a Fish This Huge?


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Tagged: fishing , florida , BAMF , Video

You Could Have Picked a Better Time


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Lose Yourself in This Awesome Eminem Sign Language Video!


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Tagged: sign language , lyrics , rap , eminem , Video , asl , win

The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.


Bonus Points for Being Creative in Your Mistakes?


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Rescue of the Day: Helicopter Saves Cop from Floods in Texas, Refuses to Put Him Down


A dramatic rescue in Sachse, Texas quickly took a turn for the funny on Friday, when a local cop was brought on a lengthy joyride over a farm.

In the video above from FOX 4 news, the unnamed officer is airlifted by a Department of Public Safety helicopter after his car gets stuck in the rising flood waters.

The news anchors covering the event watch as he attaches himself to the harness and soars off to safety.

But once they’ve reached dry land, they don’t let him down very quickly. Instead he is taken on a 4-minute long flight across some cow-filled pastures while the world watches and the anchors laugh.

“Where are they taking him?” asks one of them, to which the other replies “It’s kind of an odd sight, isn’t it?”

They joke that maybe the extended trip was punishment for ruining a perfectly good police car.

He was eventually lowered to the ground, and will likely rise up to viral video stardom.

“He’s happy to be out and safe,” another cop named Lt. Marty Cassidy told WFAA news. “He knows he’s not going to live this down.”

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Use Your Powers for Good


Store Owner Fights Crime With a Stick


Miami store owner, Sue Shimochi, reacted on instinct when several men ran into her jewelry store and began breaking glass cases. As the surveillance footage shows, she picked up a stick and began hitting the thieves to try to defend her goods. She told CBS Miami that it slowed them down and deterred them from taking more than they did. The perpetrators have not yet been caught.

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Tagged: work , crime , fighting , Video , robbery