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A daily dose of the most hilarious gag-inducing Internet memes, gifs, images, funny insults, and fails from around the web!
Sunday, May 31, 2015
Couples Go Through Each Other's Phone History
Do you trust your significant other enough to let them see your search history?
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A Detroit Area Pig Gets Arrested, Proceeds to Take a Colossal Dump in a Cop Car
The pig had apparently been attacking a woman in her garden when she called the authorities to take care of it. They managed to subdue the animal (who had been distracted by a "decorative ball") and get it in their cop car. Then... well... this happened.
Submitted by: (via Daily Dot)
Saturday, May 30, 2015
Things Get Sad and Awkward When a Guy Gets Stabbed in the Middle of a Metal Show
Surprisingly, no gore or violence in the video itself!
Skip to 1:40 to get to the moment in question.
You never know what might happen at a Cattle Decapitation show. You know, like attempted murder.
The band seemed to take it fairly well, but clearly there are some people in the crowd that need an adjustment in perspective. Or maybe they're just too Trve Kvlt for us normies to understand.
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Friday, May 29, 2015
Turns Out Your Phone's Battery Has a Flamethrower Inside!
The Key to Any Good Theft is Subtlety. And Being Really, Really Obvious.
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Rescue of the Day: Helicopter Saves Cop from Floods in Texas, Refuses to Put Him Down
A dramatic rescue in Sachse, Texas quickly took a turn for the funny on Friday, when a local cop was brought on a lengthy joyride over a farm.
In the video above from FOX 4 news, the unnamed officer is airlifted by a Department of Public Safety helicopter after his car gets stuck in the rising flood waters.
The news anchors covering the event watch as he attaches himself to the harness and soars off to safety.
But once they’ve reached dry land, they don’t let him down very quickly. Instead he is taken on a 4-minute long flight across some cow-filled pastures while the world watches and the anchors laugh.
“Where are they taking him?” asks one of them, to which the other replies “It’s kind of an odd sight, isn’t it?”
They joke that maybe the extended trip was punishment for ruining a perfectly good police car.
He was eventually lowered to the ground, and will likely rise up to viral video stardom.
“He’s happy to be out and safe,” another cop named Lt. Marty Cassidy told WFAA news. “He knows he’s not going to live this down.”
Submitted by: (via FOX 4 News - Dallas-Fort Worth)
Store Owner Fights Crime With a Stick
Miami store owner, Sue Shimochi, reacted on instinct when several men ran into her jewelry store and began breaking glass cases. As the surveillance footage shows, she picked up a stick and began hitting the thieves to try to defend her goods. She told CBS Miami that it slowed them down and deterred them from taking more than they did. The perpetrators have not yet been caught.
Submitted by: (via CBS Miami)