Thursday, April 30, 2015

You've Never Heard of the Magnificent "Ian the Annoying Commenter Guy"?


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Tagged: burn , comments , Music , failbook

Dental Care for the Ultimate Party Trick


These rugby players are getting very special replacement teeth implanted so that they will always have a bottle opener handy. 

WARNING: This gets a little bit graphic when it shows clips of the dental surgery around the 1:12 mark. 

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Time for Someone to Get Their Own Bike


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Tagged: Awkward , bike , dad , parenting

Scott Weiland of the Stone Temple Pilots Appeared to be on Every Drug While Playing a 90s Classic


A representative from the band claims that this slurring, near-dead rant came from Weiland being exhausted and having "a literal fistful of Quaaludes couple drinks" before the show started. We'll just leave all that up to your interpretation. The rest of us will take a passing wave at the 90s rock going by.

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They Said it Couldn't be Done: A Horse Head Ice Sculpture


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Having a Little Fun With a Human Catapult


Ever Been So Drunk You Ruined the Concert For Everyone?


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Tagged: drunk , Party , Music , Video

Mom and Grandma Are Totally Ruining Your Game


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Things Get Hilariously Awkward When an a Blue-Blooded American Tries a Bidet for the First Time


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Anybody Have Any Carpet Seeds?


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Someone's Ready for the Super Smash


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A Woman Wearing a "Won't be Caught" Shirt Stole $1500 in Beauty Supplies.


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They were captured on camera on their way out, but no arrests have been made. You have to admire the moxie, the raw daring of wearing a shirt like this during a theft.

Bonus points: Of course this happened in Florida.

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Very Clever, Samsung


This RC Copter Has Some Serious Air Control


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WTF of the Day: Someone Rented a Canadian Couple’s Home on AirBnB and Completely Trashed It


Calgary couple Mark and Star King recently left their home in the hands of four adults on AirBnB, who ended up tearing it apart in what police describe as a “drug-induced orgy.”

More like Nightmare BnB.

Soon after the Kings left last Saturday, a luxury party bus showed up in their driveway with 100 strangers pouring into their home.

And then all hell broke loose.

“Our hardwood floors are all popping because there are pools of liquor. There’s glass shards, there’s dent in our walls, toilets flooded and plugged with condoms,” Star told CBC News.

There was also mayonnaise on their furniture and chicken drum sticks in their shoes.

Their neighbors texted the couple to alert them to the craziness that was going down in their house, and the cops eventually arrived to put a stop to it.

The above video shows the damages that resulted from the AirBnB nightmare which are estimated at about $50,000.

Star said she would have felt better if the house had just been burned down to the ground.

Last year, a man in New York rented out his apartment to someone who turned it into a massive sex party.

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Dudes Get Asked to Draw Their Ideal Lady Bits. SPOILERS: They Are Terrible at it.


Some work-unsafe content in this video, obviously.

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There's No Canceling That Contract


This Jerk Got Arrested Four Times for Drunk Driving... in 30 Hours


Overreaction of the Day: Woman Sets Fire to Car Because Guy Wouldn’t Give Her Cigarette


Holy smokes!

A woman in Jerusalem was arrested this week for setting fire to a car because someone wouldn’t give her a cigarette.

Security cam footage shows the woman approaching a man at a gas station. After the rejection, she takes out a lighter and ignites the gas tank, which quickly bursts into flames.

Fortunately, the guy pulls out the pump preventing the car from exploding.

Here’s the appropriate way to respond to being denied a cigarette.

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Your Crotch Has the Power


Watch This Woman Control Another Person's Arm With Her Brain


Greg Gage is on a mission to make brain science accessible to all. In this fun, kind of creepy demo, the neuroscientist and TED Senior Fellow uses a simple, inexpensive DIY kit to take away the free will of an audience member.

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We Need Stronger Earmuffs!


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Why'd You Have to Go and Knit This Nightmare?


How Much of the Kylie Jenner Challenge Can You Watch Before Punching Your Screen?


Ten minutes of this nonsense that the "kids these days" are trying. Good luck!

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Archie McPhee Won't Be Satisfied Until They Have Terrifying Masks of Every Animal


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You know, to go with your horse head and/or squirrel and/or rat masks!

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Tagged: bat , creepy , mask , oh god why

He Says He's Just a Friend (With Benefits)


Before you go all comment-rage about this song, remember just how terrible the original song was.


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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Presidential Weeaboo Barack Obama Thanks Japan for Anime, Emoji


Obama clearly had his priorities in place when honoring Japan's Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.  And I quote: "Today is a chance for Americans, especially our young people, to say thank you for all the things we love from Japan. Like karate and karaoke. Manga and anime. And, of course, emojis."

Way to go, chief.

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Your Palms Will Sweat Watching These Daredevils Conquer a Dam in L.A.


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Tagged: BAMF , climbing , Video , vertigo , g rated , win

Little Brothers Are Just the Best. Here's Proof:


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Something Tells Me This Dissertation isn't Going to Go so Well


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Hear Her Out, This Five-Year-Old Girl Has a Perfectly Reasonable Argument for Moving Out


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Tagged: kids , clever , Video

Nice Save!


Parenting of the Day: Mom Smacks Son After Catching Him Rioting in Baltimore


A mother in Baltimore has won over the Internet by scolding and smacking her son on camera for taking part in the violence that escalated throughout the city on Monday.

“Get over here now!” she screams repeatedly after slapping the teen in the head a few times.

The boy was throwing rocks at police, which initially sparked her outrage according to WMAR newswho first captured the moment on video.

A large portion of the afternoon rioters were students that started causing trouble after school got out for the day.

And Baltimore Police Commissioner Anthony Batts mentioned her in his press conference Monday using her as an example of what more parents should be doing to take control of the situation.

“If you saw in one scene, you had one a mother who grabbed their child who had a hood on his head and she started smacking him on the head because she was so embarrassed. I wish I had more parents who took charge of their kids tonight,” he said.

Many on Twitter are calling her “mom of the year.”

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Goat Attack: The Easiest Way to Text-Bomb Your Friends (Enemies?) Terrible Goat Puns


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Glitter Bomb just a little too evil for your tastes? Goat Attack allows you to bombard your friends with 14 goat images and puns for the cost of $1.19 or a smaller six-message package for $.79 (a Goat Offensive, maybe?). 

Combine this with a custom subscription to Cat Facts and you're basically guaranteed to make your friends go insane. 

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Tagged: goats , puns , prank , texting